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I repeat this is a test. Do not panic. Do not worry. More importantly do not expect anything witty, scintillating or, as my therapist would say, any oversharing moments for which I will be humiliated for years to come. This is me just testing the mic, so to speak. Exercising my voice. And trying not to stick my foot in mi boca. Take Ralph Fiennes, for example. Now when did he change his name? Honestly folks. Just because I don't read People or watch E! must I now be made to feel stupid for mispronouncing the characters in Revenge of the Sith?! As if stumbling over reciprocity and solicitousness weren't bad enough. Now I have to worry about Hollywood trumping me up as well?

I repeat this is a test. Maybe more of a warning. I have nothing meaningful to say here. And if meaning were to find its way into this, it would probably only be meaningful to me. But I would still have to pay $200 an hour to uncover the meaning. And it would take years to decifer. So lets just say there is nothing meaningful here and save me the time and money. After all, I am only on 7th grade in terms of working though my school yearbooks. I am just not sure how long it would take me to uncover the true meaning of this blog post. If I had to.

So this is a test. Although I now remember that I am a really poor test taker. And that saying the words this is a test causes me to reach for the Zolaft. Having flunked my driver's test 6 times, I think I reserve the right to have a little bit of anxiety. In fact, maybe I should restate the above because I am suddenly having the feeling that I am flunking this test. How about this is a means by which individuals are compared and judged? But that sounds a little harsh. Being judged reminds me of living with my parents and that is actually something far worse than my own mounting anxiety. Because then there is my anxiety compounded with my mother's. And that is the whole reason I am in therapy. So let me try that again. This is a procedure that ascertains effectiveness, value, proper function, or other quality. There, I think that sounds a little better.

Please do not be alarmed. This is only a procedure that ascertains effectiveness, value, proper function, or other quality. Nothing to be ashamed of. We are just ironing out the kinks here. You are not being judged. Well, ok, you are, but we won't think the less of you for it. We are just trying to see how effective of an audience you are and of what quality. That way we can place a value on your comments and then we can all begin to understand our proper functions. Ahem. Testing 1-2-3.

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