Stamped: June 28th, 2005 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: dating hijinks, secret crush of the week.

We all know what happens when you date a fellow blogger. But I see nothing precluding me from having a crush on one. Crushes are harmless, right? Well, they certainly don't get you laid. But they do provide excellent fodder for all that alone time I've been having lately. So needless to say I have a crush on another blogger. Like my crush from last week, he's a local boy. Unlike my crush from last week, he has a rubber mold of his weenie (actually I cannot confirm at this time whether or not Brian Greene, the Theoretical Physicist, has a rubber weenie mold. If I am able to find out, I will surely let you know.)

Here's how I imagine our first phone conversation:

Jake: Hey
Meme: Oh, hey!
J: So I was checking out your website…
M: Oh, yeah?
J: Yeah. You're hot.
M: (giggle) Thanks, you're cute too.
J: So, yeah, and you're pretty funny. I liked that thing you wrote about Tests.
M: Oh no, that was Casey who wrote that.
J: Oh, well I liked that bit you did on Rumspringa.
M: Nope, that was also Casey.
J: Which ones did you write?
M: The ones in between those.
J: Oh.
M: Yep.
J: So where does Casey live?

My fantasies suck.

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