I ♥ Nutella™
Stamped: July 6th, 2005 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: get rich quick schemes, neuroses.
Is it that creamy goodness? Is it the rich choco-nutty spreadable love? Or is it the fact that it's widely accepted as a breakfast condiment the world over? Whatever it is, I love you Nutellaâ„¢! If I could marry you I would wear a baguette dress. If I could quit my job, lie in bed, and eat jar after glorious jar, I would. I would devise a contraption that could hang from the top of my headboard and drip dollups down into my awaiting mouth at regular intervals. I would fill my bathtub and then lick my way out. I would incorporate it into all my daily activities. I would no longer care about being single. In fact, I could start the Nutellaâ„¢ Single's Eat-A-Thon and Lovefestâ„¢.
I think I've got a money-maker on my hands here.
*Disclaimer: Please disregard this post. I am suffering from a post-gym endorphin rush and under such circumstances I cannot be held responsible for any of my actions or words. Should you attempt any of the above mentioned activities I do not accept any responsibility or liability for any claims arising out of the overconsumption of chocolate hazelnut food spreads. No legal responsibility is accepted for any misuse or misleading statements.
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I would much prefer Nutella if it was spelled Gnutella.
You’re a Gnut!
Although Nutellaâ„¢ and coupledom do not have to be mutually exclusive…and I speak from experience.
Mr Nutella-Hater (also known as Sigmund, Carl & Alfred) sent me your way saying, “she has a wonderful blog but bad taste in bread coverings.” He is once again only half right: you do have a great blog, and a love of Nutella only increses your cool-factor. Yes, I am an expert (or rather pretend to be) on these things.
Next time he calls I shall thank him for pointing me in your direction - with luck I will be eating Nutella at the time.
I know a frenchman who one made pasta à la nutella - apparently it didn’t go down very well.
Hi, I was just looking for other Nutella lovers (you sound like a big one!!) because we launched World Nutella Day for February 6th (2007) and we’re trying to get the word out - want to join the party? There’s more info on my blog or www.nutelladay.com