Stamped: July 19th, 2005 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: cry for help, dating hijinks.
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Okay, so it seems that staying home and hiding in the corner is not getting me very many dates, go figure. Here's the thing, and I'm not ashamed to admit this, I'm horrible at all of it. I mean the making myself girly-pretty, flirting, picking up on signals, returning phone calls, etc. So even if you do get me out of the house I'd probably bore you to tears over dinner while you're trying to feel me up under the table (that sounds kinda hot actually). I digress.
I'm not looking for any handouts, no pity dates, and certainly none of those young boys looking for a woman in her sexual peak to rapture him with all of her feminine wiles. I like 'em to be more or less like me, not the pathetic qualities but all of those great qualities that my friends rattle off to me when they're trying to make me feel better. You know, like "You're beautiful, intelligent, funny, blah, blah, blah." I swear, that's what they say, and I'm inclined to believe it because they say it with such authority and sincerity.
So, despite my better judgement, I have been coaxed by certain people I know (who shall remain nameless…unless this all blows up in my face then I'm naming names) to complete a profile on Nerve personals. It was arduous, painstaking, and unnecessarily time-consuming. The last time I felt like this was when I wrote the personal essay for my college application (though, I did get into every school I applied for so maybe I'm not half bad at self-promotion).
Well, I guess, let the games begin…
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Shameless Self-Promotion
Woooo hoooooo!
Be sure to video tape EVERYTHING.
I checked out your competition. No one does a better “come hither look” than you. You have this Nerve.com thing wrapped up! Now all you need is that man wrapped up and delivered to your door.
Naw, I think you’ve got the girly-pretty thing going just fine.
Good luck!
oh shit, this means I need to get busy, too.
Ah, you guys are too good to me.
Casey, it’s a good thing that we live on opposite coasts, cause I don’t need the competition.
Another good dating service is bust.com - full of saucy individuals like yourself.