Stamped: July 26th, 2005 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: complaint dept., cry for help, self flagellation.
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Hello! Anybody there? Where did my other girls go?
So, it would seem that Casey and Rizzo are MIA. I've been left here to hold the fort. And I haven't been doing such a great job at it. You see, this is what happens when I am left to my own devices. I start pimping myself. I even posted a picture of my bed, for chrissake. And, you should've seen the deleted posts.
It's no wonder that the recent spike in visitors has led to a severe spike in my ego. In fact, I was just thinking about the possibility of a hostile takeover. It seems that the burgeoning diaspora of male fans out West (do you guys all know each other?) would support this action, insofar as I start posting naughty pictures.
I fear, my dear compatriats, that my will is weak and my penchant for rankings has blurred my vision.
I beg of you, save me…save me from myself.
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All by myself…don’t wanna be..all by myself
Where is this book and how do I order it?
For only 4 easy payments of 49.95 I will send you this fine book. That’s not all, act now and I’ll throw in a signed print out of my personal ad page.
I take it I’m the brunette?
A picture of a woman’s bed will draw male bloggers like Star Jones is drawn to the shrimp at a Las Vegas buffet (before the stomach stapling). (”The View” is on my TV and I can’t believe how different she looks.)
But why didn’t you warn us beforehand about your weird sleeping habits and positions (see current post) that would make sleeping in your bed a most unpleasant and unrestful experience? I wasted all that fantasy energy on nothing.
Neil, that’s what the inflatable mattress is for, silly!
In fact, I would gladly pretend to be asleep so you could sneak out. Just lock the door on your way out please, alrighty?