What The…?™ (UPDATE: Answer Revealed)
Stamped: July 29th, 2005 | Toggle Similar
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This week's installment of "What The…?™" features the following image. The first person to sucessfully identify the object pictured below will win…well nothing, but hey it's fun, right?
And remember, it's never what you think.
UPDATE!
The answer is revealed…
Available at your local Target! The freakiest children's playground swing thingy we've ever seen. Looks like Pauly at least identified the animal. (Click the picture for more freakiness.)
Having worked for some time in the Toy industry, I'm tempted to call up the buyer of the toy division at Target and ask him what the hell he was thinking.
I do see some definite untapped potential for this in the S&M community. With the right spokesmodel, say Anna Nicole Smith , they could make millions. Moms, if you buy this for little Timmy you may want to stash away some extra moolah to pay for the years of therapy he will undoubtedly endure.
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i can’t even begin to guess…
it definitely appears as if it could function as some sort of medieval penis/balls protective armor. or somthing equally as kinky. i definitely think S&M when i view this image, Dr.
I was hoping you would be dumb enough to leave the name of the object on the jpg, like sexobject.jpg. But it was just a jumble of random letters and numbers. I tried to google that, but nothing. I’m left to my own devices –
is it a horse’s blinders?
haha! i did the same thing neil. well, i stopped short of googling a random grouping of numbers and letters.
muhahaha…who’s the dummy now, huh? A couple of cheaters is what I’ve got ! Shame on you.
It’s an Elephant guard for the top of the nose.
Kinky thighmaster?
holy sweet fancy crap crackers … what is target thinking!!? i can’t get over all those animals. target… you naughty naughty purveyor of rubber you…
good find. sending this to my sister immediately in the hopes of curtailing her target addiction.
To be honest, even after you tell me what it is, I still don’t get it. Where do you swing from, those hoops?
Ryan: If your sister picks one up could you have her send a picture of it in use to Neil? Name your price. I’m sure he’d be willing to shell out a few bucks for that, right Neil? Hell, I’d drop a 10er to see that.
if we all chip in $10 we’ve got one in the mail. who gets it?