Stamped: August 2nd, 2005 | Toggle Similar
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It was a tough call but the judges finally came out of deliberation only moments ago….
Here it is…eat your hearts out ladies! I've got Pauly D in my bed and despite the fact that he looks like he's trying to escape, the ankle monitor assures that he won't get far.
See the original contest post here.
And if that weren't enough…I present The Best of the Rest
Just because Pauly D won the contest doesn't mean that I haven't enjoyed seeing all these men rolling in my hay.
In Second Place, from 'name withheld' in Toronto, I'm just wondering if this would be considered a Ménage-à -Trois:
Honorable Mentions go out the following:
From Robin in DC, all I can say is meow:
From Neil in L.A., who understood my needs all too well, but unfortunately this guy is the spitting image of an ex-boyfriend that I remember none too fondly:
And apparently newbie Susan in Phoenix thinks that my bed is for sleeping:
Last 5 posts by Meme
And The Winner Is…
I feel like Martha Stewart with that unbreakable ankle cord goin’ on.
Very come-hither Pauly D!
Oh my! I can’t believe he won! This contest is as stacked as American Idol and figure skating at the Olympics. It’s because Pauly has a book coming out, isn’t it? Meme, there is no way this guy is sexier that what I sent you! Even I got aroused from the photo — and I’m not gay. I demand a recount — or at least a suggestive comment as a consolation prize!
I am a bad sore loser. Pauly D — I hate you!
Is it just me, or does anyone else look like Pauly is trying to gleek?
Just kidding. Love ya Pauly.
Um, I mean, does anyone else think it looks like Pauly is trying to gleek?
OOO, now I want to see Neil’s photo. And you have a really hot ex boyfriend. The hot ones do tend to be the ones you want to forget (except on lonely nights).
Now that I see pauly’s photo again, I see why he won. He is the cutest. I forgive you.
gleek v. squirting liquid (including saliva) through the teeth or from under the tongue; less commonly, squirting saliva directly from the saliva glands or expelling liquid through the sinuses.