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Most mannequins tend to be completely out of step with the typical form of the general public. Not New York mannequins. You see, in New York the women are a genetic species unto themselves. I never in my life encountered so many booty-ful women in my native California. But in good ole NY the female population has thrown off the booty bell curve. I cannot claim as much for myself being of the white-non-Puerto Rican-breed, I'd have to put on a good 50 pounds, but then my bounty would not be isolated to just my backside.
Am I jealous? Oh, hell yes.
Where are the mannequins with flat butts, broad shoulders, mediocre chests and puzzled facial expressions? The ones whose general stance and posture give off no hint whatsoever of sexual energy. The ones where the clothing just seems to hang on them. The mannequins that say, 'I might not be foxy, but at least I got out of bed this morning so fuck off'.
They're probably out in Jersey.
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This is hilarious! Easy on the Jersey. Ah, my motherland . . .
Poor Jersey… always the butt of jokes.
Those sexy mannequins would never make it out here in LA. Another good reason for a trip back East.
Danielle…hahaha, great pun!
Now I’m really missing NYC again!
This makes me miss Andrew McCarthy.
This made me realize that maybe there is a Island of Forgotten Mannequins out there. Just maybe. (sigh)
Island of FORGOTTEN mannequins?
Dude, they’re not forgotten. They’re here. At my HOUSE. You can visit them whenever you want. I have 25 of them. And they’re all HOT.
Kickass. I’ll bring the PBR!!
The first time I ever became aware of this phenomenon was when I was hanging out with my black girl friend (who is a model and skinny)and one of her female friends.
Her friend says to my girl friend, “Is my butt getting too small?” I thought I was having auditory hallucinations.