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Meme Dinosaurs and Peaches* Redux

Stamped: August 18th, 2005 | Toggle Similar
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This is an ode to being Superorganic.

I am many things. I am human. I am a woman. I am a mother. cowboyhat1 02I am a daughter. I am a friend. I am a winner and a loser. I am greater than the sum of all my parts.

I smile, sometimes. I am known for certain things. I am expected to react in certain ways. I am admired. I am disliked. I am often misunderstood. I get nervous walking down stairs.

The layers of who I once was and who I am now are both unexpected and predictable. I am adaptable. I am unsettled and reactive. I read books and bite my lips.

I am greater than the sum of all my parts.

* Along the Bricco’s slopes are rows and rows of vines. I know them, I have seen similar rows in my day. No doctrine of numbers can say if they are in ascending or descending order. In the midst of the rows—but you have to walk barefoot, with your heels callused, from childhood—there are peach trees. Yellow peaches that grow only between rows of vines. You can split a peach with the pressure of your thumb; the pit comes out almost whole, as clean as if it had been chemically treated, except for an occasional bit of pulp, white, tiny, clinging there like a worm. When you eat the peach, the velvet of the skin makes shudders run from your tongue to your groin. Dinosaurs once grazed here. Then another surface covered theirs. And yet, like Belbo when he played the trumpet, when I bit into the peach I understood the Kingdom and was one with it. The rest is only cleverness. Invent; invent the Plan, Casaubon. That’s what everyone has done, to explain the dinosaurs and the peaches. -Foucault's Pendulum

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    • From the tone of this drunken, wildly introspective post, I think someone got lucky last night on her date.

      Posted by Neil # 2 years, 8 months ago
    • But are you lying topless on a bed near a hat and some sandals? That’s the real question.

      Posted by justin # 2 years, 8 months ago
    • Neil: I’m the luckiest woman I know…and the date was fab.

      Justin: You silly, that’s not a bed, it’s my sofa!

      Posted by Meme # 2 years, 8 months ago
    • :)

      enjoyed reading that. glad things are great!

      Posted by kristine # 2 years, 8 months ago
    • Just passing through, I’m liking the blog by the way.

      Posted by HumanityCritic # 2 years, 8 months ago
    • Haha, Justin man. You beat me to it.

      Well, since I no longer have anything funny to say, I will simply have to figure out if that’s a mole on your right side of your stomach, or just a weird anomoly…

      Posted by Pauly D # 2 years, 8 months ago
    • That was lovely, just what I needed to read today. Isn’t it pleasing when the happy hormones give us that extra creative writing kick in the pants?

      Posted by Meg # 2 years, 8 months ago
    • Pauly: That’s actually the remnants of a siamese twin I had removed some years back.

      Posted by Meme # 2 years, 8 months ago
    • Beautiful Meme.

      Posted by Lauren # 2 years, 8 months ago
    • Thanks Lauren, Meg, HC and Kristine!!

      Posted by Meme # 2 years, 8 months ago

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