Missy No, You May Not Suck My Toe
Stamped: August 30th, 2005 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: friends and losers.
True story, bitches.
DH wants to suck my toe. He doesn't tell me this until after the fucking meal and the club and the twenty-eight drinks. He doesn't tell me this on the phone when he's trying to break down my wall of defenses to go on the stinkin' date in the first place. His best friend GS who used to also be my best friend before he told me he wanted to suck my toe, never tells me that he's going to want to suck on my toe either. But come 3:15AM on a Saturday night, there he is at the foot of my bed, in the inner-sanctum of Missy's palace — asking to suck my toe.
First of all: WHAT THE HELL.
Second of all: Um, WHAT THE HELL, dude?
Thirdly: If you're going to ask to suck on my freakin' toe you have to be more specific because just asking "Can I suck on your toe?" makes you look like a bitch who doesn't have his shit in order.
Fourthly: Oh, you want to suck my left big toe? Um, WHAT THE HELL.
I don't know where this freakish fetish came from and I DO NOT WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHERE or why you are one of the dedicated toe sucking badasses in the world. I just want to know why, if you are one of these people, you wait until I'm drunk laying on my bed to announce this to me. It seems a tad, well, dishonest. I refuse to date a toe sucker. Honestly. I'm not doing it.
Fifthly: There's the door, my friend.
Take your freak-ass obsessions with TOES and go to a shoe store. For you, it's probably like a strip club.
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yeah…and considering the heinous toenail fungus problem you had recently from that botched pedicure, the dude’s sick.
um, i actually have a foot fetish, i dont know why its such a bad thing. My girlfriend has really well kept feet and finding feet sexy isnt weird at all.. yeah ive sucked a toe or two and i tell you what.. get him to suck your toe while hes penetrating you and youll know why we like it…
try first, condemn later…
ps. he is a bit sick if he wants to suck it if it still has an infection.. euch.
other than that.. love the website
“get him to suck your toe while he’s penetrating you”
Ok, let me think back to that anatomy class I took back in high school. Toes on bottom. Sexy parts more above. Mouth on top. Male item at certain angle.
Is this position humanly possible?
I’ve read that foot fetishes are among the most common.
In fact, some women have really nice feet. I’ve been known to comment on them, tickle them and happily massage them.
But my mom taught me: anything that goes on the ground, doesn’t go in your mouth.
Yick.
Okay, FIRST OF ALL to the biaaatch who says I have some foot issue, screw you.
Second of all - my feet are beautiful.
Neil: if you’re as flexible as I am anything’s possible
He waited until you were drunk.. hoping you’d be too drunk to saw “Ew you fucker get the fuck out!”
Thats my 2 cents anyway. And eww about the nail fungus.
it does appear that many a man has this inclination.
at least that is my experience…
and neil, it IS possible. you just got to think outside the box. meme is right- flexibility helps.
You’re right. I used a computer program that architects used, drew a man and a woman in several positions, mapped out several scenarios, and I realized that with the correct angles, this position is quite do-able. Thank you all for opening my mind to new things. Now is it rude to ask the woman to first wash her feet?
My first instinct was to write some anonymous scathing reply. But I hate it when people do that.
Truth be told, I’m a bit of a kinkhead myself. I don’t have a foot fetish per say, but I know people that do. I can understand your adversion but it could be worse. There are people out there that enjoy sex with animals, or scat - so really, it’s not that bad.
What’s disapponting is that there are people out there that are so vehemently against sexual creativity. Where do we draw the line between curiosity and debaucherous lewdness? At fuzzy handcuffs? At toe sucking? At the aforementioned scat? How about homosexuality? In the end, it’s all personal preference.
I understand that’s not your thing. I understand that you may not be interested in the slightest in what the poor chap proposed. But does it really warrant such an ardent objection? Poor guy could have been a really good match, were it not for his toe-sucking (which could have been ignored - most people seem to get on alright with “Sorry, not my thing”)
-Ryan
Ryan?
Take a deep breath. And BLOW.
You first…
There’s people out there that have some pretty weird fetishes, toe sucking isn’t one of them.
Don’t get me wrong, it isn’t strange for you to not want any sucking going on at your feet. Everyone their own.. but seriously, your reaction is a little over the top.
So, far the most interesting thing about this post are the comments from TSA (Toe-Sucking Alliance). I had no idea that they were such a beleaguered minority. Ryan is correct. If we mock toe-sucking, then it is gays and lesbians next, then it is pre-marital sex, then who know’s what? We’d be back to living in the days of the Puritans, where only the missionary position is allowed while fully dressed, under the covers, and only on Sunday night at 7PM.
I suggest we make September 2 the official Toe-sucking day. Let’s honor all toe-suckers past and present, including such prominent men as Ulysses S. Grant and Charles De Gaulle. “I HEART Toe Suckers” t-shirts are available for $12.99 at my website.”
Also, I should add that even without ever seeing them, I believe in my heart of hearts that Missy’s feet are beautiful, as are all the women’s at Girl Spoke. Thank you.
Wow you aresuch a losser who really cares if he wants your toe insteed of you well maybe you I forgot!!!!
Wow get on yous kneesand suck my left toe!!!!!!!!!!
Well if you are not into toe sucking you might like it when a guy starts just licking your feet or puts half your foot in his mouth! haha
and yes I enjoy doing this to drunk women … just Lay back and enjoy~
Is it less sick for him to put his mouth in your crotch? Or are those people sick too? You went on a serious rant there. I can only imagine what you would have done if he’d asked to put his tongue where you tinkle. Ewww!
8^)
Yeah what the hell was he thinking? You’re the one who should be sucking, bitch.
Hey missy,
Im sure your feet are beatiful. Whats all this bout toe sucking?
I admit, when a girl took me home one night and asked if i could suck her toes, at first i was like….What??… but then i thought to myself, wow kinky, sexy chick! YES. atleast she didnt ask me to stick my tongue in her ass…eeeww. Anyways i started suckin on her toes and it was fun, something new. Maybe thats all foot fetishers do, suck chicks toes to see their reaction, have some fun…. oh well. Missy e-mail a pic. Of your feet lol jokes.
UR SO FUCKING STUPID U CUNT! IF THE GUY WANTS TO SUCK YOUR TOE LET EM SUCK YOUR TOE. WHO THE FUCK DO U THINK U ARE TO JUDGE SOMEONE CAUSE OF THEIR FETISH.
You’re a fucking idiot bitch…you should learn not to judge people
HEY! Quit calling her names! She’s being honest. Just because you don’t like her reaction doesn’t mean she deserves that. AND I HAVE A FOOT FETISH.
I would rather have a woman tell me NFW instead of fake it only to find out later and I’d feel like an asshole. There are a lot of women out there that like having their toes sucked. And let me say, it’s a lot more fun to suck on willing toes than it is critical ones.
Now, that said. I heart did sink a bit when I read this. No one likes to hear their kink is repulsive, except of course the whacky bastards who’s kink it is to feel repulsive.
I propose a compromise. Why don’t you post a few pictures of those self proclaimed beautiful feet so we can all rub one out to ‘em!
Come on. That was a little funny.
Let him suck it you bitch
I have a foot fetish and my girlfriend used to find it dead weird but she let me do it once and it benefitted her too because I was a lot hornier and she found my kissing and everything else a lor sexier and she actually wanted me to suck her toes so just let him suck them.