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As his hand slid under the covers to firmly rest on my bountiful bottom, he leaned in and whispered in my ear,
“You don’t go to the gym anymore”.
Wait…what? Are you actually asking me why I’ve stopped working out on a regular basis while your hand is enjoying the plump lazy fruits of my lack of labour?
He explains that the act of fondling my ass was in no way related to the “light conversation” he was trying to engage me in.
Needless to say, no one got laid that night.
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Comments
Man, he totally said the WRONG THING.
He should have said, “Do you WANT to go to the gym, tomorrow?”
Guys, man. No clue.
You are kidding D..?
Yeah, I’m kidding.
Never mention the GYM to a girl.
What? He didn’t … hmmph, men. Some just don’t know when to keep their mouth shut. I’m sure you have a beautiful bountiful bottom baby!
Oh boy… dumb dumb dumb. When a woman is involved, every man should treat the subject of the gym like Homer Simpson: “Guym? What’s a guym?”
In his and my posterior’s defense, we did engage in a long conversation on how both of us think I have a great ass. But then we fell asleep…. sexy, huh?
That guy really made an ASS of himself with He definitely hit BOTTOM with that statement. His attitudes toward women is so BEHIND-the-times. How did his mother REAR him? It was nice that you resolved the matter, BUTT he owes you something special.
This made me laugh. Which was good. The bad part is a did something this dumb years ago. I’m not set up for trackbacks (too lazy so far) but I posted about it, for whatever that’s worth.
Anyway … the reality is men, particularly when we’re young, are remarkably obtuse. (Not entirely sure why that is.)
Does he ever bend you over and take you doggystyle? If so, he loves your ass. Trust me on this.