Stamped: September 11th, 2005 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: complaint dept., cry for help, neuroses, unfunny.
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In a few weeks I will be a woman of a certain age. All of the social constructs we pretend not to be bound to have begun to bear down on me. In an effort to turn back the hands of time I decided to pull out ye olde box o' pictures.
When I was 4 I had a lot going for me: good looks and fabulous sense of style.
When I was 16 I was convinced I'd be famous by the time I was 20.
When I was 20 I figured I'd go blonde.
When I was 24, fame still eluded me but love was knock knock knocking on my door.
And as the story goes; first comes love then comes marriage, then…
When I turned 30 I decided that fame was overrated. So I moved to Italy.
And now, well…
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And That, My Friend, Is All There Is
As always, it seems you just got better with age.
(Awww)
Meme = excellent vintage and improving with time.
girlie, you got NOTHING to worry about. not a damn thing.
awww, shucks…thanks!
damn girl! doin’ your thing at every age!
Meme, you’ve definitely possessed a certain ‘presence’ at every age. I’m so very jealous.
Oh, you are just fishing for compliments, Meme. You know you’re a sizzling hot babe, even if that arthritis is starting to act up. You don’t need us to tell you that.
well, all girls need a little pick me up once in a while neil.
meme you got it going on.