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Wow, there's been a lot of sex talk around here and frankly it's feeling like New York in August back in the girlspoke green room. I mean, really, we're better than that. We need to refocus here, so I'm not going to talk about…shhh….the s-word. Instead I think it would be more appropriate to discuss the merits of everday mundane activites and stuff.
Speaking of hot New York summer days, what's more enjoyable than an ice cold popsicle? Man, I remember those days running after the Mr. Softee truck and sitting in the park with my popsicle. It would be so hot that I couldn't get the thing in my mouth fast enough, all its sweet syrupy love dripping down my hands. Mmmm.
That reminds me of the time I was riding my bike in the park and got a flat tire. Man, was I bummed. But luckily I had a pump. So plugged it in there and started pumping away. It wasn't easy. Up and down, pushing as hard as I could. But finally I got it all filled up then hopped back on and rode home. 
I think it also deserves mention that I like to keep a clean house. In fact I'm a real neat freak. I really get deep into every crevice and leave nothing untouched. Sometimes I even get down on my hands and knees just to be thorough. You can't imagine what happens when you neglect some of those unreachable places. Boy, the build-up can be quite overwhelming.
It's a tiring activity so I usually reward myself with a relaxing hot shower afterwards.
See, that wasn't hard, was it? Not everything has to be about s-e-x, sheesh.
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Um, I can’t really comment on the text of this piece as all I did was look at the pictures…
But I have that shower head! It’s awesome.
I need to take a shower.
A cold one.
Instant classic.
So today you were hot and wet then?
Reminds me of the time I nailed this board up against a wall.
Ha ha ha ha. Uh. Ha ha ha.
That post was the epitome of “subtle.”
Even though we weren’t REALLY talking about the ice cream man, here’s a quick confession:
My childhood friend and I would wave the ice cream truck down and then duck and hide.
“See, that wasn’t hard, was it?”
Oh no. Not hard. Not hard at all.
Um, yeah. I’d better just take lunch at my desk.
Reminds me of the time Priscilla Presley got her beaver stuffed in the Naked Gun….
Umm…no comment…
AJ: so you don’t like to eat out?
Dash: I hope you really pounded it hard.
Gerard: actually, all those sweet little pussies up there are stuffed.
Steve: something got your tongue?
must…take…cold…shower…
Meme, you’re such an instigator.
Lexie: I certainly do not know what you mean…instigator? me?
By the way, since the cost of water is so high I think we’ll probably have to share the shower, you know for conservation purposes, k? It’ll be just like those times at girl scout sleep away camp.
AJ, got any soap?
Meme… You know I’m omnivorous. Tsk, tsk. Come now.
Soap.
Har.
Har.
i’ll see you there in five, meme.
Lexie & Meme: Make sure you use the slo-mo setting in the shower.
I’m so glad this post wasn’t about sex because, you know, as the years go by you begin to realize there is so much more to life than the yanking of the extendible member, the tickling of the droopy happy nuts and the exploring of the … well, I’d rather not say.
But I’m glad you didn’t go down that road. I’m glad you took the high road and chose to discuss appropriately attired domestic help, the art of lovingly mouthing a long, cool and equally loving elongated piece of tasty ice, the repetitious thrust of pleasure daily exercise can produce when a properly thudding pumping device is correctly employed and generally focusing on the non-erogenous areas of life’s nightmare.
Finally, a blog posting that doesn’t drive me to self-pleasuring but to developing myself into a better human being.
Goddamn! Bridge anyone?
Came, saw, conquered… Meme you’re in my post and blogrolled.
More about the history of popsicles:
http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blpopsicle.htm
It was invented when a stick was left in fruit flavoured soda (on a porch!). When it came out again, it tasted good. Everyday life can be pretty exciting, if you care about the small things. You are so right, Meme, not everything has to be about sex. By the way: I also like the idea of twin popsicles.
I just came back from NYC area and I loved the hot weather. Now stuck in stinky fall weather.