The Girlspoke DrunkCast™, Take One
Stamped: October 21st, 2005 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: DrunkCast™.
Yesterday was a fucking terrible day for both Meme and myself. I knew at around 2pm when the delirium of sleeping nine out of the previous seventy two hours had worn off that I was going to go home, drink at least one bottle of red wine, take some prescription drugs that are clearly labeled, DO NOT CONSUME WITH ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES, and pass the fuck out around, I don't know, eight p.m.
Things didn't go quite as planned, because Meme had about the same idea, and we made the mistake of making a New-York-to-California marathon phonecall, during which i started recording the conversation on GarageBand, and anounced that I was going to podcast today's Girlspoke post because really, I was too fucking lazy to write.
I had almost three hours of hilarious, drunk female banter, where no topic was left untouched. It mostly consisted of talk about penises, how much we like them, how one of us doesn't mind it in the ass, and the other is more likely to orgasm from a root canal, lost condoms and whether we would take size over experience, but we briefly touched (haha, touched) on world peace, and um…yeah. Who the fuck am I kidding? We didn't talk about world peace. It was all about cock.
Because cock, my friends, is AWESOME.
Long story short, somewhere between being drunk and, well, drunk, I managed to lose 98% of the DrunkCast™, leaving a three minute clip where we discuss Meme's desire for a messy death and disgustingly fat people.
WARNING: Contains foul language, a terrible example of my bastardized Australian-Canadian-American accent, extremely distasteful content. Crank up your speakers and play it in front of all of your co-workers and your boss, and/or kids so they have a reason to go to therapy later on.
And disregard the drunk typing in the background, and any instances where I overpronunciate terms like "no" and "oh my god".
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Comments
What I want to know is what’s being TYPED while the conversation is going on. Are you feeding meme dialogue? Are you so bored you’re talking to someone else? You can’t be THAT drunk if you’re typing!
This is like the landing on the moon thing — a HOAX.
the next girlspokast should totally include a DD to paul.
Pauly: I believe I was probably IMing someone because I was bored. Or googling all the big words that Meme kept using because I was drunk and dumber than usual.
Kristine: Noted. We’ll discuss that at our next board meeting.
I think that was me being typed to. I was in the middle of a Meme & Lexie sandwich last night … and boy are my arms tired!
Man, now I want to do a drunkcast.
Pauly, I think you’re right because I have no recollection whatsoever of that conversation. And boy does my head hurt.
we should really consider a three-way.
So, to play it safe would it be ok to give the both of you a root canal while you receive anal sex? That way, both of you would be pleased. By the way… take the “c” out of “canal” and it’s “anal.” Coincidence?
so do we get to know who’s the size queen and who does not mind it in the butt? Inquiring minds want to know
You guys sound like such girls in that … very entertaining. (That should be a song, “Drunk Girls Talking.”) But what happened to the 700 lbs. woman and her sofa?
I want to initiate a women’s council on anal sex. I will provide donuts (hee) and coffee and wine and everyone can talk about buttz and cockz all night. We’ll record it.
Paige - that’s an awesome idea. AWESOME.
if only for the free donuts and wine.
Sorry I’m late to the comments. I went out and bought fancy new computer speakers, because I like to play my girlspoke drunkcasts LOUD.
And dammit all, I’m so late to the party I’m early for next weeks party. Shiiiiiit, I hate it when that happens. Any chance the podcast will be up again?
Mike….check back every hour on the hour.
Look at that, the first time I check back and here it is. Thank you very much. Now where’d I put those headphones…
Y’know, if I had to put money on it, I’d have put a big pile o’ cash on Lexie being the one who takes it up the pooper - just a gut feeling, I guess.
Lexie’s “Team A” post forced me to reconsider. Years of unsatisfactory sex with one guy probably puts her firmly in the Root Canal category - but only because he was probably doing it wrong.
Gut says Lexie, head says Meme. Gut or head - which is right?