It’s Officially an Orgy Now
Stamped: October 23rd, 2005 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: horospoke™.
It's always an occasion to celebrate when a new girl joins the girlspoke slumber party. Between tickle fights and panty modelling we found the time to bring in yet another girl. And while Lexie and Casey whip up another batch of jello shots I want to introduce you to Jenna.
Jenna will be preparing you for your week every Monday with her Horospoke. She's gonna be gazing at the night sky to bring you all the information you'll need to plan your life. She'll give you the full moon in your rising sign and as long as Venus is not retrograde in Uranus you should be fine.
Live by it. Don't start your week without it.
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Welcome Jenna! I know you will enjoy being a part of the community here.
Horospoke? Well, I anticipate frequent and complimentary remarks about Capricorns. Welcome to the show, Jenna!
So much hottness all in one web site!
It literally took me twelve times to type this comment — the excitement is just overwhelming.
Lollipop.
Enuf said.
“Horospoke”, huh.
Hm.
I’m skeptical.
But Jenna is hot, so I will pretend to be interested.
Wait….NOW its an orgy? The walls of my small world have caved in.
Oh yeah, welcome horospoke princess. (I went with pandering over objectifying)
I’m getting a little confused who is who. Which one of you is the hot one?
I appreciate the welcome, boys.
AJ, if I were to tell you that I know about that issue you have with your Johnson, would you be less skeptical then?
Neil, I doubt my weekly forecast will even begin to help with your issues. Just continue to worship all women and you’ll be safe.
Well, well, you go away for a week or so, and look what happens. Welcome Jenna, but I hate to say it, as Lexie is a fellow Aussie, she is still my favourite.
You can guarantee that with Lexie, you could take her to a ball at night, and then jump on the plane to the Birdsville races the next morning, and she would fit in there as well.
She might scare a few locals, but she would fit in eventually, after she beat them into submission and placed her stilletoed cowboy boots on a few necks.
Speaking of favourites Lexie, Melbourne Cup here in about 6 hours. Going to put a bet on?