Stamped: November 29th, 2005 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: dates of yore, things i ♥.

Really. I know you are all thinking I have been hanging out too long on the acidic side of the produce aisle. To help you understand that I am not all things bitter and self-deprecating, here is a little somethin' for ya. Presented, again, in outline format.

1. I appreciate your comments

A. and if they do not make me laugh
B. or turn me on
C. I still read them

2. The sex was good

A. and the before and after was pretty hot, too
B. so what that you demanded I drive you home that very night?

3. We were in a long distance relationship

A. and airports are pretty hot
B. I picked you up in cognito
C. held a sign with your name smeared in lipstick
D. a blonde wig with sunglasses and boots
E. People stared
F. and you didn't recognize me
G. and then you did
H. I kept those boots on all night

4. We were young

A. You cheated on me many times
B. But
C. You made sure I came every time

5. You hated it when I called you principe

A. But you really did look like The Little Prince

6. You keep forgetting to bring another helmet for your motorcycle

A. Should I take this personally?
B. You get one more chance
C. buddy

7. You were a gardener

A. I had a barren back yard
B. In the morning you helped me rototill
C. We planted tomatoes
D. We shoveled manure
C. And then we took showers together

8. The good news is

A. I don't hate you anymore
B. Most of the time

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