The Girlspoke DrunkCast™, Take Six
Stamped: December 2nd, 2005 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: DrunkCast™.
Welcome all to our regularly scheduled Friday programming, The Girlspoke DrunkCast™.
Everybody likes toys, especially us here at girlspoke. So when Lexie suggested we discuss our favorite toys, I was all over it. But unfortunately we were interrupted mid-vibe….
…to find out that we are hot!
no really, really hot.
So hot in fact that we've been nominated for the World’s Hottest Urban Blogger over at Gridskipper.
But we need more nominations to make the final cut…so head over to Gridskipper
and submit for us. Or email them and cut/paste the following text…
Lexie from Girlspoke
Meme from Girlspoke
Best Urban Sex Blog:
Girlspoke
Best Urban Blog:
Girlspoke
*Update: Nominations are now closed. If you are one of the judges please call us, Lexie and I would like to personally show you our gratitude for your vote in advance.
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uh, what the EFF?!
How come I wasn’t nominated?! I’m clearly the HOTTEST.
I’m getting my pillow, bitches.
There’s always next year, Jenna.
But you can get your pillow anyways…
Jenna, apparently you didn’t promise favors to the judges. You know like mowing his lawn for the next year.
There’s only way to make the decision… which one of you drives it down the old dirt road?
I think that’s just your mom, dude.
Yeah, her too. That’s why I’m such a big fan.
So…?
You guys know you are hot. And you know that I know you are hot. And you got my vote just because you are hot, and because I like you.
tata.
apparently “fanboy”s alternative name is “douchebag”.
i think it’s time you let that go, or just go back to brushing you’re mother’s hair.
and Cowboy….giddy UP, baby. yeah.
I’m taking both of you to the finals for Hottest Urban Blogger.
Then we’ll mudwrestle for top prize. Be there, losers.
i thought it was jello, justin…no?
Muddy jello.
let’s just settle for chocolate pudding
Mickey the Rabbit. Isn’t that coincidental. And hilarious. This might be your second rabbit, but I can already tell that he’s the best you’ll ever have.
so what’s up ladies? You don’t like my cooking on TAN. You don’t like my brand of urban architecture?
I hope I don’t have to play the race card.
I think we should get all of our hotness together on a new drunkcast and discuss the danger of so much urban hotness being heard at one time.
holla if you hear me ladies …
H O L L A.
we can do it naked, right?
naked’s the only way to do it baby …
this is no joke …
So what makes a blog “urban?” I’m not sure what that means. Do you take a bus to work? You’ve never heard a Dwight Yokam song? What exactly is the difference between the hottest blogger and the hottest urban blogger?
People throw around the word urban like it’s salt. I went three years without getting laid then one night I told a woman I had an urban penis. She humped me till I passed out - I was blind for three days!
What’s with this word “urban?”
I think that this is all the result of a typo. Wasn’t this poll for the best urbane blog?
I actually perfer urbane. Can I nominate myself for hottest urbane blogger, then?
casey: you? urbane?
thats almost as hilarious as “Mickey the Rabbit”
What about Casey and Jenna? Don’t we nominate them?
Casey and Jenna are on their own…like I always say, “Pull up the ladder”
“douchebag”?? Really? That was the best you could do, or just the best you could do, sober?
I would have thought that the editor of a major interweb media outlet could be a bit snappier than that, but the QA department must have let that one slide because they were all too busy going out and getting laid at the time.
At this point, maybe you gals should consider giving the Rabbit some writing opportunities. You’ve already got girlspoke and boyspoke - why not dildospoke?
THANKS Paul. That’s what I’m talkin’ about. It’ll all go down at Blogfuckah.
…and Fanboy: Oh yeah? Well, you have entirely too much pubic hair. Yep.
You know, I come back every so often to see what new posts may be up, what comments have been made and so on. And every time I do all I see is that damn purple pecker!
i nominated! yay! you made it! coolness.
*clink* good luck!
Jenna, you totally just won my vote. Not bad work, compared to your… damn, what’s the female equivalent of “brethren?” “Sistren?” Whatever.
Anyway, you should know that it’s not “too long” - I’m just growing it out so I can braid it. My junk is totally gonna look like a giant squid.