Stamped: December 14th, 2005 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: cry for help, internet stuff, neuroses, unfunny.
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Being the organized person that I am I figured it was time for me to be realistic about my inevitable end. You see, the Ouiji board told me I had four years to go and well, I'm inclined to believe this since I wasn't moving that damn thing, it was moving all on its own, right?
That being the case I have specific instructions for this blog.
This blog is like my baby. I nurtured it. I cleaned the crap from it. I nearly breastfeed it. Now that it's all grown up I want to make sure that it's well taken care of. You see, it would pain me so to think this blog might be taken to the dark side. So I submit the following will in case of the event of my untimely demise. And, well, now that Lexie is living with me I suspect it may be sooner than the Ouiji board predicted.
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Meme’s Last Blog Will and Testament
That just isn’t funny. The very idea of your demise in any way — even as a joke — is way too shocking for me to handle. Wait a minute — where am I on the sidebar? What happened to me? After I just voted for you from 10 different computers! OK, this post was very funny.
Promises, promises. Long live our new Queen Lexie.
Btw, I had no idea you knew Rod. Does he visit you often?
Maybe Lexie moved to NY to remove Meme from her post….Hmmmm…wonder if this will lead to a “Bitch” water slap fight, ala “Dynasty”.
In short…watch your back Meme!
What, you mean we’ve got to wait for you to die before the bikini and chocolate pudding catfights ensue? Not fair…
You have an imaginary lesbian lover too? Does yours play softball too?
just imaginary? damn.
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Hey, where’s my share? I’ve been a loyal reader for weeks now.
If one believes they are going to die today, they can usually find a way to make it happen.
Who were you Ouija-ing with? Lexie?
Best not let her do the cooking unsupervised…
David Duchovny? Did I read that right? Well, it explains the lesbian lover part I suppose. By the way, re: the latter … got pictures?
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