The Girlspoke DrunkCast™, Take Nine: Merry Fucking XXXMas
Stamped: December 23rd, 2005 | Toggle Similar
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This week Suki came over, bearing pie and wine. Apparently, he thought he knew what he was in for.
I don't think he expected discussion of hand-me-down vibrators and "mental TIVOs". Soon after this photograph was taken, he curled up in the fetal position and started asking for his shrink.
Take a listen:
HOSS!
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You asked for it, you got it.
Lexie, you have one of the most infections giigles/laughs that I’ve ever heard.
Meme: You’re one of the sickest narcissistic bitches i’ve ever heard…yet I’m strangely turned on. Maybe it was the idea of you masturbating on a basketball.
jake, i’d whoop your ass at a one on one pick up game.
yeah, that wasn’t funny.
fuck it.
Excellent use of the Everclear. One of my favorite holiday tunes.
aaargh. holiday tunes. one more carol and i might appear in the news as “drunken santa randomly beats up kids in mall”. the only christmas carol that’ll make me feel more christmassy is the sweet tunes of the yearly family fight under the tree… can’t wait
You know. That is an excellent idea. I spent $100 on each one of my employees this year as a personal appreciation for their support and help this past year plus a one hour massage at the frou-frou place next door to the office. One of the little bitches gave me a green plastic ornament with a scoobydoo wrapper, which when removed, reveals a package containing two sweet tart candies. I think that was a “fuck you” if I ever heard one. So……I have this really old vibrator where the battery went bad and leaked acid out in storage. I’m going to dig that icky old thing up and get to work before her on Tuesday and sit the thing on her desk, all wrapped beautifully, mind you…….. and, no card. She was off last week so she won’t be able to tell her boss gave it to her. Revenge gifts are fun. I can not wait to see the look on her face. She’ll probably go straight to my boss. Ofcourse, I will have to leave the office and come back after she arrives so she won’t suspect me!
That’s also a fabulous idea among friends! Very cool. Thanks for the idea. Mental TiVo! I like you guys.
You know, when you referred to antique vibtrators I got an image of a hand-cranked model, like an old fashioned egg-beater. It was quite the vision! Entertaining and alarming at the same time. I’ll never think of old Flo, Grandma Murphy, the same way.
wtf?