The Girlspoke Pillow Fight™, January 2006
Stamped: January 4th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: Pillow Fight™.
Welcome to the first Wednesday of the year and another installment of The Girlspoke Pillow Fight™. It's been a whole month and we know you've been waiting with bated breath. So sit down, relax, take off your clothes and read on.
Relationships can be tricky…and no one know that better than us here at Girlspoke. So this week we decided to dissect the milestones that come in relationships. We've all been there and, well, there are moments we'd all like to forget. So instead let's just laugh at other people….
Jenna: aww, Meme took her dad to prom!
Meme: Shut up! That's not my dad…it's my cousin. My hair's SO hot though.
Lexie: Dude, why you be taping your boobs down?
Zoie: Is that some kind of sea urchin on your wrist?
Jenna: As ugly as they are, at least the flowers help identify the one in white as the female of the couple.
Casey: Will you kindly remove your hand from between my ass cheeks?
Jenna: …but Casey, I think Meme likes it that way…
Casey: Step away from the tweezers.
Jenna: So THAT'S where Rizzo has been! You know, outdoors, getting tattooed, drinking Coors Light with her man. Or something. (Meme, tell her to at least dab on a bit of blush, for fuck's sake.)
Lexie: Actually, dude, they are the Blogmukkah pics of you and your boyfriend I didn't put up. I told Meme not to do it…
Zoie: Hey, that’s the tattoo I was going to get.
Jenna: Lexie, you should just go ahead and post the next few that were taken after this. See that hand? Where do you think it was going?
Meme: Oh man, Tara Reid isn't looking so hot these days.
Jenna: It's never ever a good sign when the dude is shorter than the chick. Add to that, the excessive amount of flowers and the braided leather belt (on his WEDDING DAY?!) and you've got yourself an annulment.
Casey: Dude…where's my collar?
Meme: God, I hope she has a prenup.
Lexie: She should really punch her florist in the face for giving her dead flowers.
Zoie: Does that guy even know her? Looks like he sneaked up on her from behind, right in time for the photo.
Jenna: Yeah, I mean…I just thought those types of marriages were, like, illegal.
Lexie: I mean, his boutonniere doesn't even match her bouquet…
Lexie's Internal Dialogue: someone slap me. I'm going off on a Martha tangent again
Meme: Lexie, is the ankle monitor pinching you or something?
Jenna: oh, shit…I'm sorry, Lexie. I didn't realize that these were, in fact, pictures from your first marriage. He's, um, cute. Nice flowers? Heh.
Jenna:Why are they smiling? That dude's not a doctor! I think they're setting up their very own first threesome!
Meme: "The good news is that you both have it so you can't infect each other."
Lexie: I'm having flashbacks to my marriage therapy sessions….
Zoie: So, you two are here today to work on your addiction to group sex. Let’s begin with a little role-playing. We can start just as soon as I slip out of this lab coat and into something more comfortable.
Lexie: They weren't THOSE type of therapy sessions. Unfortunately.
Casey: Thanks doc, that penis pump has worked wonders on our relationship.
Jenna: Peter, I want you to stop reading that Girlspoke! Look what it's done to us!
Lexie: Another quality relationship destroyed. Great work, girls.
Zoie: Her: It’s OK Pauly D, you can tell me anything. Pauly D: OK, I’ll tell you. I love wearing women’s panties. I am wearing Zoie’s right now.
Jenna: haha! That IS Pauly D! When is that bastard ever going to learn?!
Meme: and is that something growing from his head that he's got his fist wrapped around…I'm confused?!?!
Casey: It's okay hon, it happens to every guy.
Jenna: oh, Meme. If this is confusing, I can imagine why the bedroom is troublesome for you.
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- Listed - November 17th, 2006
Picture 1: I thought of a million ways to make fun of this one…but it does a good enough job of that itself.
Picture 2: The guy has good taste in beer…that’s all he’s got good taste in.
Picture 3: Umpa lumpa dupey de do!
Picture 4: “Miss, you and your husband our going to have a healthy child of the FedEx man…we all know he always delivers on time. Sorry for the joke dude, your wife is a slut. You should have heard where she told me to put it coming in here. Not to mention where to put it after that.”
Picture 5: Ok ok ok…you can have the Mercedes and house…if you take those snot nosed brats.
Picture 3: Your buttocks feel so hot i wanna cum…
Picture Five: “No, darling. The crotch. The crotch! If you’re going to masturbate, and I’m fully supportive of that decision if it keeps you off me, you’ll have to find your crotch. Now let’s try it again …”
Picture 5: Distraught over the thought of another inane minute of conversation with his half-human/half-plant wife, Roger quietly commits suicide by driving a teaspoon through his forehead.
hehe. I like Dre’s.
Back off, Jenna. I saw Dre first.
haha…shut up bitches…dre’s in my bed right now, oops gotta go…hehehe
Well … how big is your bed?
Size doesn’t matter, Zoie. There’s nothing a thin layer of Mazola can’t fix.
listen dre, what did i tell you about cooking oil in the bed, enough is enough
Yes, Dre. You are supposed to “get cooking” in the bedroom, not “get cooking oil” in the bedroom.
Ok, you win ladies. I promise to lose the oil if you bring the sizzle.
what the hell is going on here?