The Girlspoke DrunkCast™, Anal Musings with AlliZ
Stamped: January 6th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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This week, the beautiful Alizinha a.k.a. The Brazilian Muse, graced us with her presence to help us tackle our number one topic submitted for the Drunkcasts: anal sex. I highly doubt anyone that sent in that topic expected us to take the um, angle that we did. For this I am 100% unapologetic.
I guess it goes without saying that this isn't safe to listen to at work. Which means you'll probably bust out your headphones and listen to it on a loop for the next six hours.
Last 5 posts by girlspoke staff
- Show us some love - February 14th, 2007
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- Come see our show - January 17th, 2007
- Gobble gobble gobble, burp - November 23rd, 2006
- Listed - November 17th, 2006
It’s because girls are screwing more guys nowadays, having kids younger, finding guys with larger dicks. If you’ve ever been with a girl that has all 3 of them going for her then you’ll understand why guys are all about anal sex. Now if you find a girl who hasn’t been double fisting since the age of 12 then it really doesn’t matter.
Oh, yeah and its just another hole that we can put it in. Trust me, if your nostrils, ears and belly button were deep and wide enough guys would be asking you if they could put it there as well.
Finally, I guess all I can say is …yeah…there is a different feeling with it in the ass as opposed to a pussy. It’s a good feeling, however, those who have never done it are going to be the ones who hype it up to make it seem like it is the greatest thing in the world.
Personally I’d rather hear about skull fucking.
Ryan, will you marry me?
bitch, back the fuck off.
i saw him first.
hahaha…right Lexie…hahaha,
Ryan told me he LOVED me, right Ryan…right?!?!?!
Meme - I did tell you that I love you, but I hate to break it to you I tell that to every woman when I am drunk, horny and looking to get laid. But I truly do love you with all my heart.
As for the marriage thing, I will marry you for financial purposes, if I claim other people as dependants other than myself I’ll be making more. Sure you might think that if I’m claiming you as a dependant and we’re married I’m also supporting you, and I would; I just have bigger plans. Hang around me and I’ll teach you how to pass a gold fish as a dependant or a meal at a restaurant that wasn’t cooked the way you like it as a tax write off.
Lexie - All the stipulations about the marriage issue that I addressed to Meme also apply to you. However, if you two are for it you could share me and I will teach you how to fuck the United States government out of even more money by claiming one of you as a wife and the other one as a handicapped relative. I love you too…because I am (going to be) drunk, horny and looking to get laid by 11:30 PM EST.
Hey can I get in on the mixed marriages. Im all for Lexie being the handicapped one.
Ryan, how do *I* fit into the marriage equation? Just curious…
Um … Cowboy … don’t you mean the differently abled one?
Alizinha - Oh goodness, this may be a little tricky even for I. Especially considering I have a slight hangover (construction site going off in my head). However, I think if one of you is my wife, another my mentally challenged relative the other I could easily pull off the third as my live in caretaker for my mentally challenged relative.
On a totally unrelated matter, Zoie as great as I am with bad advice myself, could I get some help on your next installment of Not that you asked Zoie or just bad advice period. Here’s a little information on the situation. She’s a stalker and I’m avoiding her but I still reply to her text messages just so that my tires don’t end up getting slashed or a brick doesn’t fly through my windshield. Text messages in question:
These are actually word-for-word. And Zoie dear, you know that I give excellent advice as well but I admit when I am out of my league. And I think you are the only one capable of giving me remarkably bad advice.
Couple of weeks ago a friend of me, while speaking about his last divorce:
” Usually, She shave her legs and ingle with clamps, eventually with warm wax. And had a couple of liposuction with no anesthesia, even a piercing at her cunt.
So what’s up when I ask her to use the back-door?
She decide and choose to divorce from me and to recover her hymen by surgery before her next wedding time. Not in this order, perhaps. I’m astonished”
Me too, just my answer.
Ryan, you are great with bad advice, and don’t you forget it.
You’ve got an interesting situation, that’s for sure. But “Zoie Dear” letters are pouring in right now, so I can’t guarantee anything. Who knew so many people needed bad advice. But I’ll see what I can do. As you say, I am the only one capable of giving you remarkably bad advice. (And people will remark about it, of that I am certain.)
I sorta feel like I owe you, after what went down the other night with Jake and Cowboy. How are your ass cheeks, by the way? The chafing gone?
Thank you Zoie, if you don’t get around to it I am sure I will come up with some terrible advice of my own. It may take a me a while to reach the state of inebriation in which I dish out my best advice, however, sooner or later it will come to me in a drunken vision…it always does.
In fact as I sit here early in the afternoon partially hungover I’m already starting to come up with some great terrible advice. This solution involves a name change, a hit man and it is being brought to you by today’s letter “K.”
And yes my ass is back to its normal color and texture. All hand prints and whip marks are no longer visible. But who was the scratcher? I still have nail marks all over my back and thighs.
sorry, dude. that was me…i’ll remember to trim my nails next time.
Lexie, how many times do I have to tell you? You are supposed to paw the men, not claw the men.
It was funny to listen to the show. HBO should make you a weekly feature.
Regarding what is good for the goose being good for the gander. Just so you know, Tristan Taormino, (www.puckerup.com) while I’m sure wishes she had created “Bend Over Boyfriend (I & II)” she didn’t get her hand (or other things) in that venture. Maybe volume III, but you would have to ask Tristan. “Bend Over Boyfriend” was actually done by an all woman company in San Francisco called SIR video.
It seems the girls doing the boys thing is more and more coming out of the closet. Nerve has had a few articles on it over the years, and it comes up quite often in blogs like this one http://sexinga.blogspot.com/2005/12/bend-over-boyfriend.html
And Lexie with a strap-on is VERY tempting.
I think you should send a girlspoke girl out for field research. too much speculating without first-hand knowledge.
My favorite line in the whole thing is, “I was an italian major in college …”
Ass play.