What Not To Do When You Are Internet Dating
Stamped: January 11th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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- Rule #1: Don't break up with someone on email. Unless you've never actually met in person, these kinds of delicate matters require at the bare minimum a five-minute telephone conversation.
- Rule #2: If you are dumped via email, don't forward that email to all your girlfriends and post it on your blog so they can post it on their blogs for all to ridicule.
- Rule #3: If you are dumped via email and do decide to publicize the lame ass cowardly email for all the world to see, don't include the aforementioned dumpers IP address.
- Rule #4: If you are dumped via email and do decide to post the email on the internets (yes, all of them), and must include the unlucky bastard's IP address, don't encourage others to send him taunting emails about his incredibly insensitive, juvenile and unmanly actions.
- Rule #5: If you are dumped via email and do decide to post the email on the internets and must include the dumper's IP address and justhave to encourage others to send some well deserved hate mail, then don't even think about lying about it when he calls curious if you might have accidentally, er, forwarded that email to his boss.
- Rule #6: Don't be a vindictive bitch. Unless, of course, it makes you feel a helluva lot better.
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In the UK, this is doing a Claire Swire.
http://www.dazereader.com/claireswire.htm
You forgot the part where if you do have a five-minute break-up phone conversation, you should record it for podcasting purposes later.
Can you post the photos of his penis he sent you the night he got drunk?
If you are dumped via email and do decide to post the email on the internets (well, at least a couple of them), and must include the unlucky bastard’s IP address, you’ll probably also want to include his email address, because ain’t no-one going to be able to email his IP Address
Not unless your friends are planning a DDoS attack on his ISP. Sorry that was a bit picky, wasn’t it? I wouldn’t break up with a girl via email, that’s just bad form. I’d do it in a comment on her blog. 
We are through, Simon.
(Breaking up with someone via coments on someone elses blog.)
It looks like the guy in the photo is wearing one of those itty-bitty sweaters that are all the rage among teenage girls. He’s really got balls to go out in something like that.
Simon,
Thank you I was wondering what to expect next.
& Londoner,
What a delicious story!
How about not Internet Dating at all?
Shit, Pauly you are f***ing brilliant!
Will you marry me?
Jennifer - I was not drunk, and yes you can…it’s out there for most of the world to see as it is.
Simon - Nice.
Zoie - I have that same shirt only in hot pink, I also have it in baby blue.
Pauly D - You mean actually take the time to go out into that public thing and do that stuff they call socializing? For shame, I thought you knew better than that. It is a statistically proven fact that I look ten times better when Photoshop has been used.
c’MON! Just give him up already! We’re all ready to pounce!
Why is his penis in the shape of a star? That must have been an unpleasant surprise.
Dudes, the photo is used merely to illustrate the events of the post. If you are looking for the actual photos of the real events, well, that site is subscription only.
Casey - I took what you said into consideration, but I must say, that guy has the loosest and pinkest pussy I have ever seen. It’s like a fat girl gave birth to an oversized starfish.
Ryan, you have a hot pink itty-bitty sweater? Can I borrow it this weekend? I have a hot date I want to impress.
Would you be upset if my boobs stretched it out?