The Girlspoke DrunkCast™, Take Twelve
Stamped: January 13th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: DrunkCast™.
Welcome to this week's installment of The Girlspoke DrunkCast™. This week Lexie, Zoie and I had our computers queued up to the same website: The Body Bouncer. We had all the intentions of practicing our sexy voice-over skills, but there's not much you can do with bad copy and essentially useless, potentially dangerous sex toys.
So open up the Body Bouncer website in another window and start the audio.
And despite what anyone says a little bit of spit and two fingers is hot. But not if you can't even spit out the word penetration.
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Personally I like Joy Circuit, not because it involves two females, but it was an excellent marketing ploy to get you to buy 2 of these retarded things instead of just 1.
I also enjoy the under blatant lying involved here. Enter the masturbation section. If you pay close attention Hot Trot and Hot Hammer are essentially the same damn thing. “Grip the sides and pull down for best penetration.” If this were the wonder product that it should be there would be no need for that.
The oral section bothers me. Since when do you need a piece of equipment to have a woman sit on your face. And if any girl ever puts her arms in those position while sitting on theresaid face, she needs to get the fuck out of my room while I can laugh for about a week straight.
And I agree if anyone needs any accessories or add-ons to successfully complete a handjob that is the last time I’m taking them to the movies.
Lexie: “You fucking lazy prick!”
Best ending to a DrunkCast, EVER.
Damn, wish I had the technology to actually open and listen to Drunkcasts… don’t have the necessary software on this prehistoric pc at work, and no computer at home. Lexie - don’t suppose you want to email me the clip or clips?
“It looks like an old man with a walker.”
Funniest. Line. Ever.
Pauly: Sexiest. Comment. Ever.
God damn…shipping on this thing is ridiculous.
Actually, how do I get a call tag for mine? This crap doesn’t match my decor at all.
Ryan, I’ll sell it to you for $299.99
Milkrun actually looks kinda useful. Lexie?
I swear I saw this thing at Big Lots. It was in the back.
I have 3 extras laying around. Lets get the auction started.
I night with Z and Me for one of these bad boys. Hahah
That is the funniest site. First I thought, “Well that’s just for lazy folks” then I thought “No, that’s for the elderly”. Then I started picturing the images as elderly and got grossed out. Thanks alot!
The Mad Dater,
“Because there’s a Bastard in all of us”
“The Pronger: Armchair sex has truly arrived”
Look at the animation on this one, I’d love to see the 5 seconds that was obviously cut out of this loop where the guy rocks back a little too far, goes ass over tea kettle & is knocked unconscious.
If you don’t want to have any physical contact with the person you’re sleeping with then maybe instead of shelling out $200 and then having sex with them you should just not have sex with them?
Maybe I’m old fashioned…
Mickey - I got all excited until I went to remind myself what the “Milkrun” was.
I’m gonna pass.
Anyone up for a Give-N-Take? I call dibs on not being the taker. Seriously though I paid the extra $800 to have this thing waiting for me at my doorstep the moment I got home. I must say, you have not lived until you have given a Shafter to a hollowed out watermelon.
Now I’m going to set the watermelon on top and we’re going to do a throttle. The watermelon is going to control my tongue action by using my “joystick” with the set of signals we have worked out.
Seriously, whoever wrote all this shit needs to get laid. If I ever encounter the person who wrote this I vow to cut their fingers off, so they can never type out such wretchedly mundane ways of explaining sex. Maybe later I can put a hotdog in a taco to make a terrific bed time snack. JUST SAY THE DAMN WORDS…you’re selling a over glorified mini trampoline which is to be used for sexual pleasure. It’s spelled p-e-n-i-s not j-o-y-s-t-i-c-k.
What I can’t figure out is why Cowboy isn’t into this device. It’s described as a saddle, after all.
Z,
It all comes down to using the real saddle baby. Its a work of art. Have you ever fucked on a saddle, or better yet bareback riding naked along the Gold Coast Highway? Thats why i don’t need one of these devices. Once you do that you won’t go back.
Why not just drill a hole in a camp bed? Slightly cumbersome, I admit, particularly for “the trot” because the guy’s face would be concealed by the top of the bed. But that can have its advantages.
C, if by “saddle,” you mean bucket car seat and by “Gold Coast Highway,” you mean on I-35 in just inside the Missouri state line, then yes. I’ve totally done what you’re describing.
Ditto.
Damn it Z you figured me out. Fuck what the hell is that all about.
Fuck what the hell is that all about.
C, you don’t know what the hell fuck is all about? Let’s get you set up with some lessons, and pronto. And I’m bringing the Bouncer.
Can meme come?