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Meme The Girlspoke DrunkCast™: The DumpCast

Stamped: January 27th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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Following up with our business proposal from yesterday I bring to you the DumpCast. Poor Johnny had no idea what was about to hit him. He was a good sport though and in the end I think he was the real winner. Sorry Susie, I know a good opportunity when I see one, but you can't complain cause I did it all in one phone call.
hearts

*Addendum to Girlspoke Dumping Service™: $49.99 charge to keep me from dating your soon-to-be ex-boyfriend

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14 Responses to The Girlspoke DrunkCast™: The DumpCast


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  • Fucking hilarious! I couldn’t have done it better myself, Meme.

    Posted by Jenna # 2 years, 3 months ago
  • Well, there go my Valentine’s Day plans… any of the other Girlspoke hotties going to be in L.A. on Valentine’s Day?

    Posted by Keith # 2 years, 3 months ago
  • That was bootiful! Is Johnny boy still none the wiser or you’re not going to clue him in until after din-din @ Crustacean?

    Posted by Geekette # 2 years, 3 months ago
  • Fucking bad ass. That douche deserved everything he gets.

    Posted by Cowboy # 2 years, 3 months ago
  • Well, shit. I’ll break up with dudes if they’ll take me to Crustacean. No fair.

    Posted by justin # 2 years, 3 months ago
  • No fucking way.

    That is the single coolest yet fucked up things I’ve ever seen/heard here.

    Meme you are a god.

    Posted by Lucy # 2 years, 3 months ago
  • I think I’m going to call you guys to break up with all my exes all over again.

    Posted by Cowboy # 2 years, 3 months ago
  • Yeah, make sure you call me if you want some tears shed by your soon-to-be ex.

    Posted by Jenna # 2 years, 3 months ago
  • that’s a serious amount of fucked-up.

    Posted by boxen # 2 years, 3 months ago
  • Owned.

    Posted by Ryan Latham # 2 years, 3 months ago
  • ryan wtf are talking about? are you my ex?

    Posted by Cowboy # 2 years, 3 months ago
  • Simply awesome.

    Posted by FlatGreg # 2 years, 3 months ago
  • I did that once, when I was fourteen. My bestfriend had me dump the paper boy for her. Only I didn’t get drunk. And I didn’t get paid. And he cried.

    Posted by kris # 2 years, 3 months ago
  • Does this sound fake to anybody else?

    Forgive me meme, but is this real?

    Posted by Justin Gardner # 2 years, 3 months ago

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