Stamped: February 1st, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: Pillow Fight™.

Holy crap, has it already been a month since our last pillow fight? Wow. Time flies and…watch out Jenna…so does Zoie's pillow. This time around we decided to get a bit creative. You may be looking at the pictures below wondering what kind of theme we have going here…weird huh? Well, this exercise will require you to think outside of the box…or actually, just think about the box. Because this month we each submitted pictures of our…eh, cookies…you know, our…ehhem…nether regions, come on people it's our hoohoos, whatever you wanna call 'em. Or at least our own personal interpretations of them. You get the picture.

Meme: Can that thing hold liquids?
Jenna: Not a fan of waxing, huh Casey? At least it looks like you brush it daily.
Betty: Yes, very well groomed to say the least… um, what do you use the spatula for?
Casey: The spoon, ladies, is so that not a drop of my goodness goes to waste. And sometimes the mens need a little extra help, know what I mean?
Zoie: So pretty. Can I touch it? Promise I won't break anything.
Meme: So now I know what "your cup spilleth over" means.

Jenna: My fucking boyfriend wears those boots. I'm not sure if I should be pissed or kind of aroused.
Casey: My fucking dad wears those boots. I'm not sure if I should be pissed or…totally freaked out.
Zoie: I've heard of Puss in Boots, but pussy in boot?
Meme: Um, let me clarify…this is only one, I don't have a pair. So unless your dad/boyfriend are hopping around on one foot, I don't know what to tell you.
Betty: You know Meme, if you stopped kicking everyone out, you might seal the deal a bit more often.
Jenna: hahahahaha! Betty has made a stunning observation, Meme.

Meme: Now I'm disturbed…I saw the sashimi, I got hungry…how can I ever eat sushi again?
Jenna: You know you want to eat it, Meme. Who are you trying to fool?
Betty: Is it wrong that I want to eat myself?
Jenna: Have you tried, Betty? I mean, I've heard that maybe it's possible, or whatever. My friend wanted me to ask…
Betty: Despite the fact that my legs can wrap around my head, I'm no where near that limber. Tell your friend if it were really possible, every straight man in the world would be single.
Jenna: Damnit.
Casey: Did you take that picture yourself Betty? I am impressed. Limber this one.
Meme: Should I be looking at the salmon or the parsley? Is this one of those 3-d eye trick puzzles?
Betty: The salmon Meme. The parsley just signifies that I like sex in the wild outdoors (or fake little Japanese gardens, a girl can't be too picky).

Meme: Um, what would Freud say..anyone?
Jenna: I believe it'd be something along the lines of, "let me hear you raaawwrrr…"
Casey: Meow.
Betty: That is quite a trap.
Jenna: Exactly, Betty. Once you're in, there's no way, umm…yeah, I, um, hang on to you, er…it.
Zoie: Remind me never to try getting in your pants, Jenna.
Jenna: Good. Your incessant groping of my crotchal region was getting really annoying.

Meme: I heard a guy drank Coke after being with you and didn't live to tell the story…is that true?
Zoie: Rumors of his death were greatly exaggerated. But I won't lie. There were injuries.
Jenna: Only 20¢? I guess the rocks pop very quickly, huh?
Zoie: Silly Jenna. At least mine doesn't have teeth.
Casey: Popping cherries! So this is how you lure the 18 yr-olds?
Zoie: Silly Casey. At least mine doesn't look like something that belongs in Leila's Hair Museum.
Betty: Once you pop you just can't stop - right Zoie?
Jenna: Hey, listen. A little bite isn't necessarily a bad thing.

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