Stamped: February 7th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: food, friends and losers, things i ♥.
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This week I decided to give up on the idea of Free Will, and give right in to Fate. Maybe it's Jenna rubbing off on me, maybe I'm starting to realize that Free Will is overated and well, frankly, requires too much energy. So I ran down to my favorite Chinese restaurant inside the little mall with the Hello Kitty store underneath the Manhattan Bridge and filled my pockets with a bunch of fortune cookies, enough for me and you! Click on the cookie below to get your fortune.
Did you pick the wrong cookie? No problem, just pick another. Eat 'em all if you want.
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Your Destiny, It is Written
Thanks for the cookie, I’ll be sending my worldly possessions to you immediately. Will you pay the COD? 2 1/2 pairs of shoes, a box of comic books and a case of beer are all yours!
“Sex like you is like pulling my fingernail off”
Coolness. This beats the usual comments I get. (”is that your penis, or your pinky?”; “is it in yet?” )
Well, giddy up, cowgirl.
My Mom DOES TOO love me!
Fucking cookie.
That’s a great idea…short, sweet, and to the point.
Clever bitch.
Oh GOD how I wish I had come up with the rotating PHP fortune cookie idea.
Oh, and for the record, I have never rubbed off Meme.
yeah jenna, i think it was more a rubbing up against motion.
chris…i know you’ve already ripped off the code for it.
jj…like they say “save a horse…ride a cowboy”
boooooooooooooooooooooooo