Happy Valentine’s Day Bitches
Stamped: February 14th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: complaint dept., cry for help, emergency, holiday hijinks, things i ♥.
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This should keep you busy and keep your mind off that stupid bitch in the cubicle next to you who is gushing about the flowers just delivered to her. Have fun and start drinking as soon as you get home, in fact why not bring a flask to work and drink non-stop throughout the day.
Fuck it, skip work altogether and stay in bed.
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Thanks. Thanks a-fucking-lot. I hate word games as much as February 14th. Everybody go fuck themselves tonight, OK? But of course make it special somehow. Like maybe light a candle, or put on some Yanni.
I like the subliminal word messaging. You just spelled out my night: Home Alone and Drunken Dial.
Also, you left out “erectile dysfunction.”
Is there anyone in New York worth meetin up with tonight and ignoring this Valentines shit?
hahahaha. Yanni.
I pre-empted the home alone and drunken dial instinct, by sober-dialing my ex for a chat last night. Being sober I didn’t say anything foolish.
Tonight I am going out for beers and a curry on Brick Lane with my brothers to avoid sitting at home and punishing a couple of bottles of wine and THEN doing the drunk dial.
It’s one of the BEST nights of the year to go out on the pull. Cowboy, I hope you find some drinking buddies and hit a couple of friendly and busy bars in NY as you know that any girls out together in bars without boys are doing EXACTLY what you are doing and there’s every chance they would welcome an approach, a drink, chat and maybe a bit more.
Happy hunting!
Looks like you’re about ready to purchase one of my “Boyfriend for a Day” packages. I’ll wait for your call.
I can’t help but imagine Meme, at work, in a skimpy little dress (no panties) and a flask tucked into her garter belt (oh those thighs!)
Great, I’m not getting any work done and I have to kill another 3 hours at work before I can raid the liquor store for some sweet valentine lovin.
Happy f’n V. Day
But thanks for the vision Meme- the high point of my day.
Am I the only one who have a date tonight, and are happy about it?
(hides quickly before getting killed by the rest) ^^;;
Ha ha … my sentiments exactly…
Can I order an Emasculated Gay Stripper, a de-groined dude, like 9Strap-ons Supreme Overload Lord, to do a lap dance on my light-in-the-loafers ex-boss Brett at Berean Christian Hypocrite Bookstores?
For next Valentines Day, I mean? Is it available? He sure needs some cheering up since his bitch mother died a few days ago. I love peeing on graves with that loathsome thing dangling between my groins and groans.
Is Paul booked for next VD?