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Casey Post Valentine’s Day Wrap Up

Stamped: February 15th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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Dear Valentine,
Thank you for such a wonderful day. I really can't thank you enough! My day got off to a really great start when I got a sweet little valentine in the morning from the meter maid. Not too long after that, I got a lovely phone call from my ex in which we got in an argument about the really important yet unlabelled videotapes he's left at my house for the last 12 months. Following that phone call, I got another–this one from my always sympathetic and completely supportive mother–who suggested I watch the Olympics that evening, as I clearly had no plans. The important thing was that I felt really good as I was still spastically hacking every 30 seconds and my cheeks exhibited, if anything, a healthy glow . All the chocolates were gone by the time I got to work, nothing left save a few heavily palmed smarties. On the way to the lavatory, I overheard my secret crush talking about the romantic scavenger hunt he had planned for the woman he just started seeing that evening. At lunch I took a leisurely two-mile walk to the local drugstore to buy more some more of those tasty cough drops. There, I marveled at all the last-minute shoppers picking over the dregs of the teddy bears. For a brief moment I actually considered myself lucky . And then, that moment quickly passed .

On the way home I listened to some heartwarming tunes that only made me cry once! As I gazed longingly into my barren mailbox, I reminded myself that, at least, I hadn't eaten the entire pint of ice cream last night. Settling down to a scintillating evening of hacking, doing my taxes and not being able to watch the Olympics because I forgot to pay last month's cable bill, I contentedly poured myself a glass of Nyquil and called it a night. Thank you St. Valentine. It was a day to remember.

Your pal,
Casey

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10 Responses to Post Valentine’s Day Wrap Up


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  • There you go. Positve outlook. Silver lining. Etc, etc.

    Posted by JJ # 2 years, 2 months ago
  • palmed LOL
    Great pic for that one! ;)

    Posted by Fit_Girl # 2 years, 2 months ago
  • bitter much?

    Posted by BM # 2 years, 2 months ago
  • JJ, thanks, you are so right.
    BM, that stands for bite me, right?

    Posted by Casey # 2 years, 2 months ago
  • I’ll bite you…

    Posted by lazyJ # 2 years, 2 months ago
  • Very creative.

    Posted by Noah Winecoff # 2 years, 2 months ago
  • lazyJ, that’s the best offer I’ve gotten all week.

    Posted by Casey # 2 years, 2 months ago
  • Nice. All I did was make fun of my friend who has a girlfriend by reminding him of all the pressure he is under to make VD perfect, while all I had to do was make sure I drank some Sierra Nevada by the best before date. Like beer ever goes bad, but who wants to take that chance?

    Posted by Smoove D # 2 years, 2 months ago
  • Well, this site gives the opportunity to “taste” (few of) your qualities:
    you can’t say you are not creative.
    Let’s get practical then…

    Posted by cutting edge # 2 years, 2 months ago
  • yeah, it’s actually bite me in german…my language skills aren’t what they used to be.

    Posted by BM # 2 years, 2 months ago

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