The Girlspoke DrunkCast™: Take Fifteen
Stamped: February 17th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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Welcome to DrunkCast™ friday. TGIDCF!
This week we explored issues important to our readers, or at least one of them. And we exposed our softer, more natural sides. And I finally succeeded in grossing Jenna out, I was beginning to think it was impossible.
Ok, as usual sit back, pour yourself a glass of wine and take your pants off.
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A cucumber dildo? How hot is that?
Actually, they leave me a little cold. Refreshed, but cold.
that’s why you don’t refrigerate them beforehand…silly.
Well, I don’t think whether or not you refrigerate it is important, but that you peel it first right?
And what if I don’t have a flashlight? Or at least not one small enough to fit in there?
That was so wrong…
/javi
mmmm, a big flashlight…who needs the cucumber?
Maglite could make a killing selling to you meme.
my gosh, you definitely don’t peel it, hon. The idea is to have it hard not, ahem, mushy.
Right, but if it’s fresh, you would save on lube, well, I think meme would…save on lube that is…omg did I say that?
apologies to meme
/javi
Oh my god, I totally lost the condom once in college. We never found it. I was always afraid it would one day find itself stuck to my roommates face while she was sleeping. Or maybe it’ll come out with my first child. I’ll name him Condom head.
Hmmm - was that an over share?
So, cucumbers, huh.
Damn, um about the question on how to have sex with teenage girls, even though I live right next to a high school, I swear it wasn’t me. Shoot look at the time I got to go, it’s almost time for P.E and I think they’re playing soccer.
Invite me over for some salad. Um, what do you dress it with?
Are you carving the cucumber first–any special shapes involved?
Stu, I should admit that I have tendency to carve smily faces in the insertion end…just one of my little quirks.
And Chris, creamy italian.
I was thinking more along the lines of “ribbed, for her pleasure” . . .