Stamped: February 21st, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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You're better off taking the money out of your bank account and handing it out at your local bar. You may even learn that the 26 dimensions of your personality is really the 26 times you need to get rejected before you settle.
2. Buy a dildo
Mental note: dildo the size of bottle of rum = pain. Mental note 2: Make sure rum bottle is full before insertion.
3. Get laid during Mardi Gras
Somewhere between the hat and the members-only style jacket this unfortunate young man decided that striking a pose ala vogue would be a good thing. He may want to go the "hand out money at the local bar" route.
4. End a date
Looking down the barrel of a gun means the date took a turn at some point in the evening. Don't overanalyze it this point, you're screwed.
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How (not) to…
Well, if she is topless and pointing a gun at you, the data couldn’t have been all bad, right? I mean, you were able to get her shirt off. So, that’s good.
That glass-half-full mentality would probably be the same reason for looking up at this topless chick with camoflage panties and a revolver pointed at your skull. Well…come to think of it, that IS pretty cool…
In the words of Frankie Figgs “I can’t think of nothing finer than a fine nekkid woman holding a gun, now you just all kindsa fine ain’tcha”
Rhum? I prefer a nice Moet, or possibly something Saint Emillion, mid 80s-ish?
Who added the Stars? That so spoiled the mood!
Maybe it’s just a bad photo, but that woman looks rather man like.
I think she’s saying perform or else!
what’s wrong with the stars? i think they’re rather sharp.
Sorry Meme I guess I was thinking it was a censorship thing or something. The post was quite clever, thank you.
they’re actually jello molds…that’s the best part
I’m so sick of #4 happening to me. I guess I better quit dressing up like #3 and trying to use the item in #2 on the girl I met through #1.
I’m lifting this incredible art photo that even my strict fundamentalist New Thought judgemental uptight bitchified sex goddess perfect wife said was “marginally acceptable” for upload stur bation.
I shall recycle this genius art in both JOAB and my sick stench blog Vaspers the GRate dot blogspot dot com. If I dont kill myself first, that is.
See my latest post if you really want to throw up and hate me to death.
“Warning signs of Approval Addict Blogging”
Is it cool or not to wrap shameless post promtions in a tags?