The Girlspoke Pillow Fight™, March 2006
Stamped: March 1st, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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Welcome to the first day of March and this month's installment of the Girlspoke Pillow Fight™. This time around we decided to take a look at some fashion offerings for the bride's maid. We realize this is not wedding season per se, but it certainly is pick the ugliest dress possible so your friends have to shell out tons of money for a dress they'll NEVER wear again season. So without further ado I bring you the dresses….
Meme: Nobody…NOBODY…would look good in that.
Casey: Said the bride to the bridesmaid: "Salmon mousse is so your color."
Meme: Mmmm salmon, now I'm hungry.
Jenna: Does my butt look big in this? YES.
Meme: But does my butt look like a butterflied salmon filet? MOST DEFINITELY
Casey: Hey bridesmaid, you wouldn't mind wearing this tablecloth for the wedding? You'll, like, totally match perfectly with the reception.
Jenna: Umm…is Brian Boytano having a wedding?
Meme: [speechless]
Meme: (I think my eyes are bleeding)
Meme: Nice racing stripe. So sporty.
Jenna: And I think it comes with an optional WT monogram.
Casey: Meme, how'd you get Jenna to actually wear that?!
Meme: Casey, you'd be amazed how little alcohol it takes to get Jenna to do stuff.
Jenna: Ow. My head hurts. Wait…what the–? Am I the new James Bond girl?!
Meme: Yeah Jenna, Octogoldpussyfingermajig, it's all you.
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The bridesmaid dress has a single, well documented function: to make damn sure the bride is the most beautiful one at the wedding.
Oh you’ve just reminded me of a site I haven’t visited for ages.
The blonde in the bubble gum pink dress must simply be stunning in normal clothes.
Why Why WHY would anyone pick those?!?!?!!?
Those dresses are hideous.
Nice work!
I was holding my breath over the weekend when I had dinner with my engaged sister (second marriage) and asked her if she was having a wedding party. Though it wasn’t likely that I’d be wearing a frilly powder blue Jessica McClintock thing from the eighties.