Stamped: March 15th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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How can I express my love and gratitude for our faithful Jenna, the queen of Horospoke, the seer of all seers, the master of my domain, the only girlspoker that makes me looks tame. Well, I guess I could've NOT missed her birthday. But once again I have failed (not that I didn't think about posting this pre-dated), but as they say "better late than never", right? Right Jenna? Right? Please tell me you still love me.
Anyhow, I made this cake.
But I ate it all. Actually, I didn't eat it. I sat on it and I'm having a bitch of a time getting the frosting out of my underwear.
Alright, so I didn't fucking bake a cake but I did do this:
I think I just cried a little. Oh man. Dude. I think I love you. Fuck, I'm drunk.
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It’s All About Jenna
Oh, Meme. You had me at penis cake! You…had me…at penis cake.
Thanks for not singing; I was nervous for a moment.
First off, Happy (late) Birthday Jenna, hope the actual day was good to you. might as well celebrate today, also. Meme, don’t feel too bad, I forgot my nephew’s on the eigth, but I’m not really in the doghouse yet. One can always use the excuse, “fedex fucked me and I tracked you present being delivered to some guy in Omaha”. Has worked for me in the past. And, Meme, the frosting thing gives new meaning to ‘crusty’, although not in a bad way…
Happy Birthday Jenna!!
jr
Oh my god! Happy Birthday, JENNA!
Jenna, Happy Birthda…WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT CAKE???
Happy Birthday Jenna…
Pardon me whilst I help Meme with the bits of cake that aren’t stuck to her underwear..mmmm hmmmmm