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In the past few years the term Dual Use Equipment has become an ever-present part of the political vernacular. But just like any popular terminology it too is destined to be adopted into slang. Well, that is if I can take my one woman campaign on the road and make it happen. Perhaps I should begin by promoting it on myspace cause we all know things spread faster on myspace than chlamydia at a frat party.
In political terms Dual Use Equipment refers to technology which can be used for both peaceful and military means, such as Centrifugal Separators or Cross (tangential) Flow Filtration Equipment. You following me? Well, fortunately there are watchdogs like The Australia Group to monitor the transfer and sale of such equipment between nations and ensure global security. Um, right. Okay, whatever.
Well, what I am suggesting is that Dual Use Equipment exists in your own home. Not the kind that can help you develop a MIRV or WMD or those crazy ICBMs. But the kind that could potentially put the entire sex toy industry out of business.
Here's what I'm talking about.
Why spend $16.95 on Nipple Clamps when all you have to do is reach into the laundry supply bag. Right?
And I have a difficult time justifying the $44.95 it would cost to tie my guys down when I could just grab a set of these:
I realize most people are aware of the popularity of those buzzing tooth brushes but frankly the bristles scare me. Nowadays these home Microdermabrasion sets are becoming extremely popular so why the hell would I spend $50.00 on a "massager" when I can exfoliate then just pop that spongy thing off.
Though we all know this is a Zero Sum game. There are bound to crop up watchdog organizations to prohibit the purchase/sale/transfer of this equipment. But we will stand strong. We will use bubble wrap, watermelons and pvc pipe insulation if we have to…they won't stop us!
Are you with me?
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Re. The watermelon piece: Was it written by a multi-tasking female or what? Slide your finger out as your manhood goes in, slide your finger in as your manhood goes out? Erm… Overload! Overload! Flashing red warning lights, brain about to explode, etc., etc. That was written by a penis-less one, surely?
About the watermelon…I’ve had at least one boyfriend confess to fucking a fruit when we was, ahem, younger…and that’s just who was being honest.
As always, I am with you 100%. I’m heading to the laundry room now with a Victoria Secret catalog. (Hey, it’s a free alternative to high priced Playboy)
I go to special fruit bars on the local fruit scene all the time. They’re full of ripened fruits, always prepared to exchange seeds, and not just with other fruits. I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised that your ex-boyfriend ploughed his local patch because every man needs to sow his oats and sometimes a fruit is the only thing available.
What’s his number? >-)
Aak, sorry for any (unintended) offence. I’ll leave y’all alone.
How about unintended confusion? That was some of the most incoherrant insane rambling I’ve read this side of greek tragedy.
Let me guess, Northern?