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Meme eHarmonetics

Stamped: April 17th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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First of all, who the fuck signed me up for the eHarmony newsletter? I'm gonna kick your ass when I find out.

So, this morning I got a newsletter from Mr. Dr. Neil Clark Warren PhD, aka the 29 dimensions dude. It struck me as odd so I played around with it in photoshop.

click image to see my interpretation

eharmony

Now, isn't that better? It all makes perfect sense now.


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7 Responses to eHarmonetics


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  • Uhoh - better hope Tom Cruise doesn’t see this otherwise girlspoke may have to pull this entry to avoid an alien attack!

    Posted by FlatGreg # 2 years ago
  • She’s STILL pregs. AND AND AND! Shoe shopping!?

    Posted by Jenna # 2 years ago
  • Watch out for the body thetans!

    I hate eHarmony. They made me feel inadequate (or normal, depending on your point of view.) I’ll admit to having plodded my way through that eTernal list of questions only to find out that I’m one of the few people for whom this test doesn’t work. Go figure. I think it had something to do with my predilection towards dating women of various “races” since the good ole’ Dr. enjoys “matching” folks on his website.

    Really though, doesn’t it seem that he should be related to Colonel Sanders? I mean, he’s the one from the bad side of the gene pool.

    Posted by TheDeacon # 2 years ago
  • I hate eHarmony! Hail Xenu!

    Posted by T.A.B. # 2 years ago
  • Yes, eHarmony said I’m unmatchable. Fuckers.

    Posted by Jenna # 2 years ago
  • I couldn’t get past the first page on eHarmony…does that mean something?

    Posted by Meme # 2 years ago
  • I don’t think anyone had to have signed you up; I consider them known spammers. I’m sure no one signed me up, and I get their crap all the time. I also think they’re white supremists, but haven’t taken the time to prove that.

    Posted by Jennifer # 2 years ago

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