17 Responses to I Don’t Get It

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  Okey, when it comes to Britney, i’ve never really though of her as sexy … but that’s just me.

  No make-up, definitely no make-up. Shakira style …

  Never yelled at a woman… not in that way …

  And the bi/lesbian thing … well women are softer and more gentle than men. Need I say more?!
  Put two guys in that picture and you start to think about the bristles and the calluses.

  Posted by Mats # 2 years ago
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  love the bright and early postings Jenna. i’ll give it a go.

  the girly starlet has it’s appeal due to the unattainable factor. and the fact that britney played the virginal schoolgirl>exotic temptress as we watched, made for great editorial. though it has been quite fun watching it develop into a trainwreck also. a hottie is a hottie whether she’s in hollywood or not. you just can’t find 3500 pictures of the hottie from work, the coffee bar, or the restaurant last night, on the internet. and, there’s only so many pictures of the girlspoke crew on the internet, all hotties, btw.

  no daily makeup for my taste, i lived in colorado for too long. subtle eyemakeup for dinner/special occasions works though.

  no yelling at women i don’t know. makes one look like an ass, in any company.

  soft, pretty, lesbians? sure enough.

  hope this helps…

  jr

  Posted by John R # 2 years ago
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  Cool fun.

  Ah, Brittany…well, it had to be the schoolgirl skirt and knee high socks (though the crap in her hair was distracting). I agree with John R about the voyeur/trainwreck thing. A Hollywood hottie is all things superficial: Hair, eyes and body, and not in that order.

  Make up is cool as an accent but slathered sucks. Back up raccoon bitch, you scare me!

  Yelling at girls while hanging out of a car is pure nonsense, the kind of nonsense that somehow turns into some sort of humorous accomplishment. Come on, “Hey baby you want to fuck,” has got to sound like “mrrm rhamm eemmm err arr,” by the time it gets to them. Hot or not hot is irrelevant, if you’re missing the Y chromosone, you’re gettin hollered at, or until said male hits college because the above question is likely to get answered when she’s super hammered on Pabst.

  Lesbians? That’s easy. I agree with both of them, not to mention its double the boobs, butt and attitude.

  But ’silly obsession with comic books’, that’s just mean.

  Posted by Albone # 2 years ago
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  1. Dont really care about Hollywood. If I want beauty, I need to see outside Hollywood. You can see hotties out there. You just need to pick them out correctly.

  2. How about naturally seductive? You dont have to wear makeup to strike a seductive pose!

  3. Never yelled…. yet. There is always the first time inevitably.

  4. Lesbians…. Oh! Don’t know where to begin but there is something to be said about it. Yup, we like them to make out and even better, include us in it…

  Posted by Kromatographic # 2 years ago
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  *chime in*

  1- That one video, “I’m a Slave 4 U” was pretty fucking hot. Since then: ewwwwwwww.

  2- Agree with Albone: back the fuck up racoon. A little bit of accent is nice, but you don’t need to slather it on like some 5 dollar whore (unless it’s a special occassion and we’re doing a little role play).

  3. Yelling is for blue collar jackasses who can’t find their dick on account of the beer gut.

  4. Ahhh, the lesbian question. I’ve always, and will always, stand by this:
  The most beautiful form in nature doing the most beautiful act.

  Posted by CuRoi # 2 years ago
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  1. She is white trash always was and always will be…
  2. Au Natural beats makeup especially garish makeovers…what is with eyeliner anyway..it is so Egyptian
  3. Never whistle or yell at girls unless they are lifeguards and you are drowning
  4. The girl-on-girl thing, for me, is not so much their action but the remote chance that I may be asked to join in

  Posted by Scorpy # 2 years ago
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  Excellent insight, fellas. But, I must point out a few things:

  1. Shakira totally wears makeup.
  2. I kinda think to guys are just as hot as two chicks. Is that weird?
  3. John R, excellent point about the accessibility. I must have known this subconciously since I regularly flood my boy with photos.
  4. I’m glad the catcalling seems to be fading fast if not gone already…
  5. I am cracking up at you boys that seem to like lesbian action primarily for the possibility that you’ll get to join. Silly, silly boys.

  Keep ‘em coming!

  Posted by Jenna # 2 years ago
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  1. Ms. Spears was hot because she was seventeen, scantily clad and on TV. Guys find celebrities hot for two main reasons, some of them actually are hot and because if you slept with one then anytime they were on TV or in a movie you could point at them and proclaim, “She’s not very good in bed.”

  2. Makeup: I have no preference here, girls look hot with makeup and girls look hot without makeup. What drives me crazy is when a girl is embarrassed to be seen in the morning before she “puts her face on.” For the record you look hot in the morning au natural and with your hair all messed up.

  3. Yelling at women: This isn’t even worth addressing because it is just base male stupidity. Will always happen and will never work.

  4. Lesbians double up on everything we men like.

  Posted by Chris # 2 years ago
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  Men are biologically attracted to certain features which indicate a healthy partner to bear puppies. There was an article on the BBC recently about how that attraction is biological– the brain disengages from whatever it’s doing and refocuses on the booty and messages emerge… “fertile. fertilize. fertile. fertilize.”

  We are big monkeys after all.

  I firmly believe women wear make up for other women, not men. We’re ugly beasts and it’s not hard to look better than we do and at that point, we fail to notice. But women really seem to get off on being better looking than other women partially because of the reflexive connection with their man; that is to say, a women with tons of make up looks more fertile and other women look at her and think “bitch” while the men that are with those other women notice their women noticing the aforementioned woman and give subconscious reverence to the aforementioned man. So there you go.

  As far as lesbians go, as much as many women secretly want a penis experience in their next lives, many men I think would enjoy being a woman with another woman. There’s something so seductive that happens there that is beyond the hairy mess that occurs when two men intersect. Besides, we figure that if a hot girl isn’t going to hook up with us, we’d rather see her hook up with another girl than a dude so we don’t feel left out so to speak.

  Britney’s awesome. She’s white trash who could buy us all and still have more cash. She don’t need no man. Say what you want about her but in the end, I bet we’re all just jealous. Jealousy’s a bitch.

  Posted by Nuck # 2 years ago
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  1.) I always thought Britney was kinda ugly, and she’s a terrible singer. 2.) My grandfather used to have a saying: “A woman ain’t a woman if it takes perfume and paint to make her into something she ain’t (hey, he was a pretty old guy).3.) Back in the day, before sexual harassment laws, that kind of hollering used to be acceptable on the job. Try getting away with that now without losing your shirt.4.) Thanks for the pic. I love the A&F idea of homosexuality, that all the women look like that and the men are chisled, cut, and ruggedly handsome in their popped-collar polos. Remember guys, for every hot lesbian, there are two or three girls with girlfriends who probably have bigger dicks than you do.

  Posted by BM # 2 years ago
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  This is the first post you’ve written that you have not inadvertedly insulted me. It’s a fucking milestone. Can I get an hallelujah?

  Wait what was that you said about school-girl outfits? What’s wrong with me parading around in a plaid mini, penny loafers and a wireless mic?

  Posted by Meme # 2 years ago
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  1. I’d hit it (back then)
  2. I’d hit it
  3. I’d hit it

  Insights into the male mind. Thank me later.

  p.s., I rather like the fact that Meme shows her linguistically aptitude by using “an” before a word beginning with the letter ‘h.’ Thank you Meme. Thank you Strunk and White.

  I’m sure I’ll have many more deep thoughts later.

  Posted by TheDeacon # 2 years ago
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  Halle-frickin-lujah, Meme. So my balls.

  And BM, I think I actually had forgotten about the whole legality of the catcalling situation…not that this stops some people.

  and Deacon, you mean to say you wouldn’t hit #4 (and 5)?

  Posted by Jenna # 2 years ago
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  *scratches head and makes guttural monkey/caveman-like sound*

  hells yeah!

  i forgot how to count.

  but seriously, catcalling is partially learned behavior and also the result of lack of game, imho. you see, spectators cheer while players play. (no i’m not smoove b)

  britney - owt awt (once white trash, always white trash - although i do have issues with the term, “white trash” as such.) really though, she’s from mississippi and look at her mom. i never really got the appeal although as suggested by a poster above, that one video made me think twice for the three minutes that it played.

  make-up? depends on the person and the context. in this case, the slathered on look helps the person in question (i hope it’s no friend of a person here!) then again, the first picture is expressionless. makeup can give a sense of vitality but so can a personality and an expressive face.

  finally, my favorite topic: i love sapphic action. ‘thing is, there are many more attractive women than attractive men. even women whose bodies don’t fit into conventional notions of beauty can be damned hot. put differently: a girl with extra softness is curvy and photogenic while a guy with extra softness is a candidate for the gym. ceteris paribus, women are hotter than men. two women will always be eminently more delicious than two men.

  for brevity’s sake, i’ve omitted the detailed discussion on alpha-maleness in american culture and how that also affects our thoughts on man-man sexiness…

  Posted by TheDeacon # 2 years ago
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  Ooo! Can I jump into this one?

  I have that picture in my sidebar! That photograph taken by Tanya Chalkin is one of the most erotic and tender images of love that I’ve ever seen. It isn’t so much the kiss that’s hot (it is!!), but look at how they’re holding each other. There is where you find the true intimacy of this picture. The “need” to touch and be touched. It speaks with such sexual innocence and purity that I’m moved every time I see it. Probably why I bought the poster! Hee!!

  Simply lovely!

  I’ll leave the rest for the boys to figure out!

  xoxo,
  nina

  Posted by nina # 2 years ago
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  Nina,

  Just read a little of your blog. I can’t stand up and walk around now. Thanks. Good g-d, thanks.

  Posted by d # 2 years ago
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  Brintany Spears? what more to say about some one who wants to look like a prostitute. An average girl with some care in hygein and maybe a dash of make-up can make gods greatest creations shine like diamonds. I dont need a “Hottie” such a stereo-typical world we live in that all men like a hot peice of ass and two of them. Me? I will date a girl who has good humor and average looks. People who yell at chicks dont think with their head sitting on their shoulders but the one where the sun dont shine. It seems to me that girls are starting to become lesbian becuase of those arrogent pricks that dont treat a lady right. Im not saying lesbians are a sin, I dont mind them at all, people do what they feel is good for them. And your right about two chicks making out, guys just like to get there jollies on. I think porn is filth, if your with a lady thats who you pleasure yourself to damnit.”

  I dont like comic books but I love video games, yes I know the saying “Boys and there toys.”
  Thanks a bunch

  Alexander

  Posted by alexander # 11 months ago

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