Stamped: May 3rd, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: confession of the week, friends and losers, hot sex, Pillow Fight™, secret crush of the week, underwear.

Can you believe it's already fucking May? I mean really, what the hell happened to April and March? Anyhow, it's the first Wednesday of the month and that means time for our monthly Pillow Fight™, where we get together strip down to our frillies and make fun of each other. This week's topic comes to you from our beloved Jenna who for some inexplicable reason has been bugging us to broach this subject for months: The Girls We'd Do (I mean, you know, if we did girls)…

Meme's Minx

Betty: Good call Meme. A husky voice goes a long way - and a great rack doesn't hurt either.

Lo: God damn it Meme, you totally stole my girl crush. What I wouldn't *give* for a rack like Scarlett's. On second thought, maybe I don't wanna sleep with her, maybe I just want to _be_ her.

Molly: I heard she gives bad head. From a guy. Who had her when she was like 15. Fine, she's probably _fan-fucking-tastic_.

Meme: Hey, come on even I gave bad head when I was 15…well, actually that's not true.

Betty's Bitch

Meme: I used to get told all the time I looked like Drew. Um, is there something you want to tell me?

Betty: Um, yeah - what are you doing Friday night? I figure you, me, some leather chaps and a bottle of Cuervo sounds like a pretty good time.

Jenna: Who gets to wear the chaps?

Meme: Ooooh, I call the chaps!

Betty: Ok. You can have the chaps, but I'm in charge of the tequila body shots.

Molly: I saw her in a restaurant a few weeks ago. She is too pocket-sized to be any real fun. She looks like she would break in half from any amount of necessary roughness.

Meme: Could you describe this "necessary roughness" part for us?

Lo: Something tells me Molly moonlights as a dominatrix. And by something I mean Jenna.

Jenna: Listen, I called the number I saw on the bathroom stall. I had _no effing clue_ it was gonna be Molly.

Molly's Muff

Jenna: She's not bad…I dunno, though. The way she's holding that trophy…she may not be willing to play Red Rover.

Betty: Although she is cute, she doesn't look like the type of girl who would give me the spanking I deserve.

Meme: Yeah, she's always struck me as the winey type, "Meme, rub my feet", "Meme, do you love me, I mean really really love me?" "Meme, fry me up some of them green tomatoes, would ya?"

Molly: She just needs a good woman to take her mind off that ass Billy Crudup (who clearly traded down for Claire Danes). She's a lady on the streets, but a freak in the bed. I can see it in her eyes.

Lo: No way dude, she's about as freaky as Laura Bush.

Jenna: It is some impressive cleavage…what would you do with all that?

Jenna's Juice

Meme: But Jenna, isn't she like the brunette version of you? So you wanna do yourself?

Lo: She definitely has that come hither look thing going on, but I can smell a tease from a mile away.

Jenna: Hmm, looks like me _and_ a tease? Maybe I should see my therapist…this sounds kinda twisted. Mmmm, _twisted_.

Meme: I wasn't gonna say anything, but yes on the therapist thing.

Lo's Lady

Lo: Ladies may I present to you, *a real lesbian*….well she plays one on tv at least, and she's totally hot. Any time, any place, Sarah. Any time, any place.

Jenna: I won't deny that she's hot. But she also seems like she'd be pretty secure in the _butch_ role of the relationship. Can you handle that, Lo?

Lo: Butch! haha. If she's butch, I'm k.d. lang. That being said, I'll be her femme any day. Jenna, you clearly need to come to san francisco and hang out. You haven't lived until you've seen a woman with a shaved head, black shit kickers, chains and a mesh jersey.

Meme: Ah, you're making miss getting hit on by butch womyn in the Mission.

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