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Every week is truly exciting in the girlspoke back office, but this week I decided to give the rundown of all the behind-the-scenes activity here to give you an insider's view into the magic that makes girlspoke happen.
Monday:
- 7:30am Meme rolls out of the big heart-shaped girlspoke bed nearly kicking Jenna in the face to answer the phone. After chatting with Kevin and Cort from the Playboy Morning Show she climbs back into to bed and kicks Jenna in the face to remind her to post for the day.
- Rest of the day The girls watch porn and pass out.
Tuesday:
- 6:25am The alarm goes off. Casey slaps Lo's head instead of the snooze button, catfight ensues.
- Mid-morning Meme, Casey, Jenna, Betty, Molly and Lo get on IM chat and coordinate to meet up for stress-relieving cocktails at lunch. Rizzo is a no-show.
- Late-afternoon Cell phone calls from coworkers and bosses go unanswered.
- Rest of the day Casey puts on some old-school porn and cooks up a wicked dinner.
Wednesday:
- 5am Everyone but Casey wakes up with food poisoning.
- Midnight Nurse Casey (in full uniform) tucks everyone in bed and sleeps on sofa.
Thursday:
- 7:45am Jenna mixes up some bloody marys.
- 9:30am The girls dance around the livingroom in their underwear singing to Stevie Wonder.
- 12noon While everyone naps, the girlspoke panty drawer is raided by an unknown intruder.
- 2:30pm Jenna fills out a police report for missing drawer contents while Lo finds some particularly familiar items have been posted for sale on Ebay.
- 6pm on Police leave after a thorough inspection of the premises. According to police report this appears not to be a forced entry. Betty shows up with a blender and daiquiri mix. Casey rocks the porn.
Friday:
- 7am The girls get up bright and early, eat a healthy breakfast, work out, discuss philosophical matters, write 500 page novels, spend time volunteering at a local charity, cure cancer, create a revolution that topples global politics as we know it and create utopia.
- 12noon Wine lunch to bitch and moan about such a hard work week.
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Man, it’s what I always imagined, and yet, its confirmation is almost too much to comprehend. Damn, that’s a lot of porn…I’m not judging, I’m just saying is all. Casey can cook for me anytime.
It took me 5 times before reading the sentence
“…create a revolution that topples global politics…”
correcty. I really thought it said.
“…create a revolution that topless global politics…”
and assumed Meme used the word “that” instead of “of”.
Never too much porn. Dude?
Golly, the thought of all you girls and your porn, makes me all tingly, especially the thought of Meme and Jenna in the Grilspoke Heartshaped Bed©. The Casey/Lo scenario is quite intriquing also. Where is the Cabinboy volunteer form?
Yeah, thanks for the black eye, bitch. Plus, you totally fucking hogged the covers last night.
Luckily I’m at my feistiest in the morning so I taught Casey a little lesson, “back to the kitchen! *slap*”. I rubbed her feet later so we’re BFF’s again…
Fortunately, I neither mind playing nurse nor cooking in nothing but my apron. Ahhh, this is the life…
I hogged the covers? Listen, if you wouldn’t insist on spooning me all night…
Meme, when you’re right, you’re right. Bring on the porn! This communal bed sharing is top shelf by the way. Now if only Lo was more specific in where she slapped Casey….Casey in nothing but an apron is like Paris without the parisians.
O my gosh me and my RoomGreat totally dance to Stevie Wonder in our panties just about every morning to wake up before class! yay for Stevie and roomGreats over roommates….
o yeah and when do i get to sleep in the heart shaped bed?
And just so you all know, that daiquiri shit is homemade. a little bit of Betty lovin’
You hotties, cocktails, sleepovers, and porn. Tingly has advanced to quite agitated.
jr
JR: tingly to agitated? that sounds like you should have it looked at.
Oddly enough, I would’ve expected more alcohol than that…