Now, I'm no neat freak but I do feel strongly about proper hygiene. So this morning while having a lively banter with my coworkers it was brought up that one of them spotted Cynthia Nixon (Miranda from Sex and the City) at Tequila Sunrise (corner of Steinway and Northern Blvd. Read on...
My darlings, I have to apologize for the silence here yesterday. We were too busy having tickle fights and drinking banana daiquiris. And I think we fell into a non-leap year worm hole, bending the fabric of space an time. Not to worry, all is well at GS Central. Now, Read on...
You may think you know me because you read all about me here, but do you really know me? I mean did you know that I make the best brussel sprouts in the free world? Or that I am obsessed with knee-high socks (think school-girl look)? And did you know that I rearrange my furniture every few weeks? Well, this may all come as a surprise you or fit perfectly into the psychological profile you been compiling for me, either way let's put your knowledge to the test.
What would Meme do?
Loc: Summertime NYC, hot evening. Time: Friday 10:30pm. Alcohol consumed: 2 glasses of wine.
Meme is:
on the phone with her mother
yelling off the balcony to the boys walking by
pouring 3rd glass of wine and stripping down to underwear
all of the above
Meme is:
contemplating jumping from 6th story window at work
writing hateful emails to coworkers
planning on a happy hour locale for after work
all of the above
Loc: Meme's bedroom. Time: Any night 3am. Sleeping Aids consumed: 4.
Meme is:
cursing Nick at Night programming for endless episodes of Roseanne
masturbating
getting up to bring laptop to bed
all of the above
Loc: Walking to local newstand. Time: Sunday AM. Previous night's consumption: Stopped counting after 5 glasses.
Meme is:
cursing joggers
cursing the well-dressed churchy folks
cursing anyone that walks by
all of the above
Not fair, Meme. I hit every combination of answers and never got to the photo of you cooking brussels sprouts, in your kneesocks and underwear with a glass of wine.
So you think you know Meme?
You may think you know me because you read all about me here, but do you really know me? I mean did you know that I make the best brussel sprouts in the free world? Or that I am obsessed with knee-high socks (think school-girl look)? And did you know that I rearrange my furniture every few weeks? Well, this may all come as a surprise you or fit perfectly into the psychological profile you been compiling for me, either way let's put your knowledge to the test.
Um, it seems you can only answer one of the questions?
Not fair, Meme. I hit every combination of answers and never got to the photo of you cooking brussels sprouts, in your kneesocks and underwear with a glass of wine.
jr
Am I just drunk or does that chick actually have two sets of eyes?
you’re drunk and she has two sets of eyes
that picture of a girl is BREAKING MY BRAIN . . .
Random P: I know, I got a headache immediately. I thought I would share that sensation with all the lovely girlspoke readers. I’m nice, huh?