Friday Fuck Yous, I Mean Haikus
Stamped: May 19th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: cry for help, hot sex, just plain stupid, literature and smut.
I bought some condoms
And a bottle of liquor
So come on over
I love having sex
Getting spanked is not bad too
Meow mmm meow
This is stupid, right?
I know, but you're reading it.
Ok, so bite me.
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Poetic genius, Meme. You hit the nail on the head: a box of condoms and booze is a good time. That’s hotter than the cute waitress telling anecdote’s of dead presidents and knock knock jokes.
I love it when a woman doesn’t have much to say.
and can you believe I wrote those in 5 minutes. I know! I’m pure fucking genius.
yeah, I’m good at the shutting up thing. as long as you don’t tell me to shut up, then you’ll get an earful. unless it’s one of those sexy ’shut up so I can fuck you’ moments…oh, I’m rambling here.
*blink blink blink*
you had me at Friday.
oh, let’s be honest Deac, I had you at f
hey, I needed that, its so f’n early and I don’t want to be up… hmm bite you? where?
xoxo,
nina