Jenna Loves the Funny
Stamped: May 22nd, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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I feel terrible that I didn't point this out sooner, but it's better late than never. Plus, my valid excuse is that it's really distracting when you're living with a group of scantily-clad, perpetually buzzed girls who are prone to pillow fighting and spooning.
But, you see, we're girls. We crave your attention and praises. Me especially. And, quite honestly, I feel a bit neglected here lately. On the other hand, I know how everyone hates a lecture, so I'm not going to bitch. Instead, I've come up with a nice compromise.
Here's the deal. I want you to leave comments because it makes me feel hot. In fact, on occassion, your comments actually get me hot. To facilitate this change, I am providing a post that only calls for your words. Feast your eyes on this visuals and respond to the best of your ability by providing a caption for one, two, or all of them. To play fair, I've come up with some captions myself.
And here's the kicker:
The hottest, funniest comment wins Jenna's digits! So are you ready to play?
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You guys got the swing of it? Remember, the hotter and the funnier, the better. And the more likely to get a first hand listen at my morning voice.
Last 5 posts by Jenna
- peace out, my lovlies - June 8th, 2007
- bringing sexy back - May 28th, 2007
- I'm no James Woods - May 21st, 2007
- fellow commuters: grunt! - May 14th, 2007
- No, no I don't. - May 7th, 2007
If I drink coffee in the craziest position you’ve ever seen, will you please update my god awful looking kitchen?
AGHGHGH!!!! CALORIES!!!!
When you’re hung like that, you’d think you’d be able to get a better looking wife that that chick.
Imagine # 2:
Hootch: Alright, thats enough for you bitches. I gotta save some for Lindsay Lohan.
or
Mary Kate Olsen: Thanks for taking my arse virginity, Hootch.
Ashley Olsen: It feels like there is a party in my anus and everyone is invited.
Jenna,
If I end up being the winner, dont worry about giving me your number. We can just meet somewhere and fuck. I’ll even split the cost of dinner with you cuz I’d wanna be all gallant and shit
au bon pain has the best coffee.
1.) You should see her after she’s had her morning pick-me-up.
2.) Not to be outdone by Paris Hilton, the Olsen twins film their own video with Rick Solomon.
3.) That’s not actually his kid, it’s the lucky tyke appointed to carry it around for him.
Image Number One:
An aroused style with a quick pick me up in the morning before reading more sexy blogs.
Image Number Two:
Jeanna lets the Trojan Condom finger their climax with a wet and wild seduction!
Image Number Three:
This is what will happen to you if you eat to many Scooby Snacks…ZOIKS!!!
This is way too hard! Here’s all I got.
#1: We’ve secretly replaced this woman’s normal coffee with Foldger’s crystals. Watch carefully, and let’s see if her cootchie notices.
#2: Why didn’t anyone tell us there was a donkey involved in a donkey show?
#3: If you’re gonna go scooby, don’t forget the lube-y.
image 1 - Hmmmm. That’s odd. This coffee smells kinda funky. Oh wait…It’s just my feet.
image 2 - The Olsen twins, teaching their fellatio class, failing to instruct students on the merits of swallowing.
image 3 - Man, what the hell is up with those drapes?
hmmmm … well for the first one:
“once you go black, you never go back”
digits please
pic #2:
And now our two finalists for Blowjob American Idol. Text message your vote for the next Female Fellating star.
I don’t actually have any suggestions except this one comment: where in god’s name did you get the last image!?!?!
Wow, this is harder than I thought it’d be.
Ok, let’s seeee…
FlatGreg, you totally had the best response for picture #1. And, #2 was owned by TAN. Making me laugh for #3 was BM.
So I’ve got THREE winners. Apparently I didn’t think this through properly. We’ll have to stage some sort of duel, complete with Pearl-handled pistols and white gloves. Or perhaps a conference call? I dunno…that’s getting awfully close to a foursome, isn’t it boys?
PS. Hootch-Cootch, once you get your mom to sign off on that release form, you’ll be eligible to participate in adult time. But thanks for playing!
I am SO not doing a conference call.
Jenna,
so… does this mean we are not gonna meet?
hootch
ps. sorry if I overstepped any boundaries
Ok, so if FG doesn’t want the conference call then I guess it’s down the the duel. You boys better start polishing up your shooters!
And Hootch! Look! You are all gallant and shit after all! (Yes, this means we’re not meeting.) Plus, I’m pretty sure that Meme’s Number One Rule for girlspoke is that there are no rules.
Forget your digits. I want the number of the woman in the first photo!
Or perhaps a conference call?
I’m in..just let me know when?