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Jenna Meme Supports Our Troops

Stamped: May 26th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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Dearly beloved,

What a day. I wake up, wondering why Simone is actually allowed in our bed PRE fucking OP (but whatever), annoyed that Betty has not cleaned up the kitchen, giggling at Casey's bare ass sticking out of the covers, wondering why Lo is always gone in the morning, and fully not surprised by Meme's incoherence as I climb over her and out of our heart shaped bed.

After showering, flirting with our friends on MySpace, and scouring the Internet for more compliments, I returned to find the rest of the girls puttering about our flat. Except for Meme, that is.

I started bitching at her to get the fuck up and post in a timely manner, you know, for the fans. But when there was no biting remarks followed by warnings of my imminent bodily harm, I realized that our Meme was in need of some medical attention. Groaning (not in the good way, mind you) and smelling like an abandoned brewery, I tossed our resident waif over my shoulder and sprinted to the hospital, her bare ass next to my distraught face the whole way.

Long story short, Meme is now resting comfortably in the heart shaped bed. All I can reveal is that there was alcohol involved, perhaps a sailor or two, and the follwing recovery directions from the sexy doctor in the emergency room:

avoid positions

Using her new notepad and magic marker, Meme wanted me to tell you all that she's doing fabulously. She also wants to tell that guy from Fleet Week that she'd totally call if she weren't in such a pickle at the moment. Let us all learn from Meme's mistakes and have a happy and safe Memorial Day Weekend! How will you show your appreciation for our men in uniform?

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  • Hmmmm, sorry Jenna. That was kind of my fault, I may or may not have been the one who convinced Meme that two-for-one Long Island’s were her patriotic duty; as was dancing on the bar. It was a nasty little spill but the good news is a sailor picked her up off the floor, and she was so drunk she didn’t feel a thing. All’s well that ends well, right? I promise to spoon with you later. kisses.

    Posted by Lo # 1 year, 11 months ago

  • Jenna, girlfirend you know that I keep to myself in the heart-shaped love lounge, and you know what you were grabbing in the night while we were spooning. All I got to say is, “in your dreams!” Even tho’ Lo has taken the blame for Meme’s discomfort, I have to step up and take my lumps. I’m the one who taught Meme the “hello sailor!” routine and I started the conga line. Seen any of my arcylic nails? I’m missng a few. I’ve started the jambalaya for Monday. xoxoxo

    Posted by Simone # 1 year, 11 months ago

  • i just woke up…where am i?

    Posted by Meme # 1 year, 11 months ago

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