Stamped: May 29th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: around town, friends and losers, things i ♥, underwear.

For Immediate Release

HOBOKEN, New Jersey/Communicable Press Office/May 29, 2006—In a late night press conference, Girlspoke dot com announced the arrival of fresh blood, none other than Heather Fink, hailing from that quaint city across the Hudson River, Hoboken NJ. She is famous for her comedy shows and tireless attempts to expose the softer side of gay porn. According to Meme, co-founder of girlspoke, "This is a huge coup, we've already sent her a set of girlspoke panties."

It is reported that Jenna has placed an order for an additional weekly case of wine and Heather was last seen packing up her porn collection and hopping on the PATH Train headed over to Girlspoke Central. The world waits with bated breathe for the new arrival.

Rizzo was rumored as having said "Thank god, someone new to take the pressure off of me."

In other news, don't forget to pick up some of the official "Welcome Heather!" raffle tickets. Winner gets a chance to pay full price to one of Heather's comedy shows in NYC.

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