The Girlspoke Pillow Fight™, June 2006
Stamped: June 7th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: Pillow Fight™.
Wow, time sure flies. Already a month since our last Pillow Fight™ and yet I feel like it was just yesterday that Jenna sucker-punched me with the ole feather down. But June ushers in all kinds of good stuff like our upcoming 1 year blogiversary and the promise to figure out how to take pictures with that new fangled camera at our slumber parties. Not to mention the sight of newbie, Heather, prancing around in her leopard print girlspoke embroidered panties which really adds to the ambiance at our weekly sleep-overs.
This week when I was cleaning out the closet I came across a box labelled "Don't not open" so naturally I opened it. Much to my surprise I found a ton of baby pictures of all girlspoke girls. Most of us were pretty darn cute, most of us.
Jenna: You are too good even for your baby photos. Did you bitch-slap the photographer?
Meme: Hells yeah, the photog's my bitch.
Casey: You look like you just saw your first flasher.
Heather: “This is my house, I have to defend it.”
Simone: Aw, Meme, that evil sister of yours just stuck sumpun’ up your bum, right?
Lo: Isn’t it obvious people? Simone just bent over and Meme got a shot of her junk! That would account for the shocked yet intrigued look I think.
Betty: Even as a child you couldn’t quite master the innocent look could you?
Meme: Giddy up, you bareback bitch!
Casey: Aw, Heather, I didn’t know we could rent you by the hour!
Jenna: Dude, is that one of those blinking visor hats?!
Simone: Heather, Heather, Heather, y’all needed my Annie Oakley genuine fringed skirt and six-shooters.
Lo: The best is the grandparents trying unsuccessfully to look relaxed around what they are pretty sure is the devil’s spawn. The word PORN is flashing in their heads, I can see it!
Jenna: Yeah, I think Grandma is going to be reaching for that cane at any moment…
Jenna: Casey…Preparing for marriage since 1975.
Meme: There’s a madonna/whore joke in here somewhere, but I know you too well to insult you with a madonna comparison.
Casey: Aren’t us ex-catholics just the best lovers? All that repression…
Heather: Mark my word, I shall have you for my concubine.
Simone: Say 10 ‘Hail Marys’ and call me in the morning.
Lo: Oh Simone, obviously you aren’t a Catholic. It would take a jacuzzi and some holy water to wash all that sin off.
Jenna: Amen, Casey. There’s nothing like a good dose of unhealthy guilt to get the juices flowing.
Meme: Awww, Simone. I bet you miss the good ole days with Spanky and that spotted dog.
Jenna: I thought those pictures were in a locked file as part of that ongoing investigation?
Heather: And to this day, those X’s and O’s were the only kisses and hugs Simone ever got. And they were figurative. And she gave them to herself. It’s really a sad story.
Lo: A sad story perhaps, but can you do that to your hair Heather? That shit is tight. (just how simone likes it)
Meme: Jenna, you lazy slug, get out of the goddamn stroller.
Meme: And what’s with the crop circles on the photograph??
Heather: I can make fun of the handicapped cause I am friends with one.
Simone: This would account for those thighs.
Casey: Um, Jenna, aren’t we just a little bit big for the stroller here?
Lo: Jenna the laziness factor here indicates that you are decidedly a missionary style girl, non?
Betty: Jenna has every right to sit her ass in that stroller – if I had a pair of kick ass bright blue pants like that, I wouldn’t want to risk getting them dirty by walking unnecessarily either.
Jenna: Thank you very much, Betty. Apparently none of the other girls saw those big guns I was flashing.
Jenna: Oh Betty, this is just too easy. You. And a pussy? I just knew it.
Heather: Damn girl, you’re makin me hungry.
Simone: I sense fur flying any minute now.
Casey: Betty, I love it when you act all innocent.
Meme: Pussy grip, that's what I call it.
Lo: Is it me or is she stroking a pussy and riding a horse?
Betty: Ah, I’ve always been a multitasker Lo, even at a young age.
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I think I’m in love!!! And that’s not the pedo part of me that’s raving, mind you.
That’s all well and good, but if you ask us to get brazilians we’re kicking you out of the girlspoke bed.