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Hello Everyone! Welcome to the newly scheduled educational programming at Girlspoke. The programmers at Girlspoke Central felt that the readers' brains were turning to mush after multiple posts about *gasp* sex. In an effort to counteract the negative effects of sex-brain-mush syndrome, we present the following….
A is for…something??
Hehe…he said uranium. You know, like uranus. Laugh already, dammit!
Fuck, you people are useless.
Okay, let's try our own scientific experiment.
No really, how many licks does it take? Now that shit is pure science.
Alright, now that all your brains are hurting, go have a fan-fucking-tastic weekend. Licky lick lick.
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Here’s to Physics Phriday!
Am I allowed to stop when my tongue hurts?
NO!
Oh, Greg…your poor girlfriend. Even if you just have to keep your tongue still, moving only your face, do. not. stop.
And that voice guy gave me flashbacks of watching flicks in elementary school, learning nothing, and doodling pictures for that boy that i was destined to (not) marry.
“Stop it George. What are doing?” she asked.
“Pleasuring you?” George Castanza sheepishly murmurs questioningly.
“Well, stop it. It feels like alien fingers probing me. Do that left spinning swirl again. That felt good. With my toe in your ear. Yeah, Georgie.”
“Don’t call me Georgie. My mother calls me that. You’re freaking me out.”
“To the left, stupid, not the right. And put my toe back in your ear, or I can’t orgasm multitudinously. There. Yeah, Jeremy. Oh.”
Vaspy: I’d totally have sex with you if I weren’t completely convinced that you were a club-footed midget with a hairlip. rarrrr. bite me.
Where is Duck Dodgers and Marvin the Martian in that clip? Meme, I’m disappointed in GE for such a gaffe. However, it does make me wonder what happened to corporate-sponsored educational features? I mean, where is Trojan’s “Pick Up Guide for Players,” or “How to Deliver Lines Without Being Compared to Smoove B?” Thousands of cluelessly single men are waiting.
Let’s see, how many licks does it take? Depends on the timing, placement, and number of fingers used in accompaniment. Let’s see if we can get the GE engineers to do some linear programming to solve for X (or O as the case may be). My answer: Until she’s trembling, the sheets are soaked, and her shaking hands push your head away. At least, that’s what my friends tell me.