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So, I was reading Heather's post from yesterday and I couldn't disagree with her more. I am here to add my 2 cents. See, here's the thing: the guys with the six pack abs do NOTHING for me. For serious. Nada. Niente. Null. And highschool boys…I just look at them and think to myself, "I'd break you in half." I like 'em bulkly and well lived.
Now, don't get me wrong, I don't go for old dudes. But I draw the line at guys who cannot remember the 80's. 
I like my guys burly and rugged, not in that Kenny Rogers (eww) kinda way, more like John Corbett, and apparently I'm not alone.
See, the thing is I'm somewhat on the tall side and average/slim build but I always tend to feel like a big bumbling amazon. Especially living on the East Coast (I think they breed them short out here.) I get on the subway and tower over the majority of my fellow straphangers. And the dudes are freakin skinny, think heroin chic. The only guys with some meat on their bones tend to congregate around Christopher Street, and while I may come off as a bit butch I think those boys are looking for something I ain't got.
"That's right, lemme feed you some cheesecake, baby."
I love feeling the weight of man on top me. And knowing that I'd have to get a belt to wear his jeans…let's not forget how goddamned sexy I look wearing his t-shirt and nuthin' else. Not to mention having a guy who can flip me around like a rag doll. Rarrr.
God, I am so turned on now. Viva la healthy 30-something guys!
(Heather: This means we won't have to worry about competing for the same dudes when we go out. You can have all the youngins that wouldn't know your clit from your elbow.)
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And I sure could do me some post-grad flab…
You’re such a trend whore!
http://www.observer.com/20060626/20060626_Sara_Vilkomerson_pageone_coverstory1.asp
I’m not that into 6 packs, either. I’ll take them but too ripped is gross. I like long and lean usually. (Wish I was, haha!)
Thank you. Now I feel (partially) validated. I’m just waiting for someone’s post on brown-skinned men who like cookies and ice cream.
I’m all for the manly men. I can stand a little cush around his middle as long as he doesn’t mind the spread of my hips.
In fact, I’ve found I’m partial to smile lines around the eyes, grey at the temples, and lately I don’t seem to mind a bit of a shine on top.
Bring on the roley-poley tub-a-love George Castanza look-alikes!
-Mouth
LJ: I don’t read any other websites aside from girlspoke so naturally I missed that one. You got the whore part right though.
Deac: I’m trying my best to validate each and every chubby dude out there…one at a time (sometimes 2 at a time)
Porce: Woah, now George Castanza is pushing it too far.
Meme,
Two at a time? Heavens to mergatroy! I’m smitten, enamored, even.
When’s the HBO Series airing? We need you to indoctrinate the next generation of young NYC women. SJP and crew did us no favors…
Damn, damn, damn.
Meme wins my heart (and other parts) again…
She’s tall…feels “Amazonian”mmmmmm likes short skirts sans panties..East Coast…likes a friction pad as opposed to a 6-pack (though I keep one of those in the fridge for between rounds)…and then she pulls the age card…and I’m just outside the age range….damn, damn, damn…how ’bout old age and enthusiasm? And I’d love to learn Italian, too.
Meme, you stay away from my man! He’s tall, dark and cuddly… just the way I like him!
Meme:
Anything wrong with short, but still able to toss you around? I love tall women…
…and the fact that you wrote this post on my birthday gives me the idea that you might have some kind of present for me…