HOROSPOKE™ - July 2006
Stamped: July 3rd, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: horospoke™.
I know this is not the detail-oriented horospoke that you've all grown to love and adore, but let's face it: this is a damn holiday weekend. The heart-shaped bed is rigged with firecrackers just waiting to blow and we've got ourselves a bit of a party going on 'round here.
Here's the deal. Close your eyes, think really long and hard about your question, and then click for your fortune! I guess you can open your eyes for that part. Oh, and I'm pretty sure you have to be naked for any of this to work. It's not my rules people.
So let's think hard, push some buttons & get naked!
Remember, if your fortune is not to your liking, it's probaby because you're wearing clothes. If you have further difficulties, send a screenshot and web-cam image to jenna at girlspoke dot com. I'll have my people elaborate your situation for further analysis.
Last 5 posts by Jenna
- peace out, my lovlies - June 8th, 2007
- bringing sexy back - May 28th, 2007
- I'm no James Woods - May 21st, 2007
- fellow commuters: grunt! - May 14th, 2007
- No, no I don't. - May 7th, 2007
Can I veto my answer?
listen bitch, i wait all fucking month for this shit and you tell me to send myself $20 bucks to my own paypal account. this does nothing for the girlspoke drinking fund!
well, I rubbed it really hard, and i didn’t end up in girlspokeland. and, i think i might have broken it…
Happy 4th of July!! i’m a judge in our local parade, i’ll be looking for the heartshaped float.
jr
Notcarrie, clearly you were wearing clothes! undress and repeat!
Meme, you’re the one that told me a shot for every firework was a GOOD IDEA.
John, that’ll cost you. Send beer money…ahem…I mean Crystal Ball money to Meme’s PayPal account