The Girlspoke Pillow Fight™, July 2006
Stamped: July 5th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: holiday hijinks, Pillow Fight™.
Let me just begin by saying, I love my girls. They are wickedly funny and awesomely sexy babes and really it wouldn't be Girlspoke without them. But for some goddamned reason we all cannot seem to get our shit together enough usually until the last minute for our pillowfights. But this time around it just so happened that the night before was the 2nd biggest drinking holiday of the year.
Perhaps I put too much pressure on the girls. Perhaps the pillowfights just aren't fun anymore.
You see, this time around we were going to do a 'Secret Santa' in July where we each were assigned another girl we had to get a gift for (well, just a picture of that gift). I thought I was so clever. I was given the heady task of finding a gift for Jenna, how the hell do you shop for Jenna, Ms. Smarty Pants who's got everything. That was until I came across this picture…
BINGO! Now the boys will never forget her name.
Then Jenna was assigned the lofty task of bringing holiday joy to Heather. She hemmed and hawed and came up with the following:
"Some yummy Twinkies for my girl! Because 1) we all know you like ‘em young (The mascot is Twinkie the Kid!) 2) “twink”, as you must know, is a gay porn term. 3) um…they’re phallic and have cream in them. You love it, don’t you!?"
Um, no comment.
It doesn't get much better from here so I can understand if you wanna leave this site and maybe read more about the release of Lil Kim or the story about the guy found face down in the swimming pool in Queens yesterday. No really, I understand. And if I didn't have a super-fabu time last night at a rooftop party in DUMBO I'm sure I'd be in a fucking bad mood this morning after checking my email and there was NOTHING more than the gift from Heather to Lo:
Stating, and I quote…"I’m giving her a Bed, Bath and Beyond giftcard
cuz I’m an asshole!!!"
You can see where this is going. Nowhere FAST.
As for the rest of you, spankings all around.
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So wait, do the love handles come with the gift? Because there’s no way I can sport that tat without sumthin’ to have my boy grab hold of.
Meme - great post. Start stong, vanilla in the middle, finish strong. A skanky lower back tat pic that makes us think twice about that reserved, UWS, lacrosse player-dating look that Jenna aports in her profiles pic. I’m down with it. Next, a little vanilla in the Twinkies and BBB. Then, to finish with spankings all around? Almost sublime. It makes the procrastination from my work duties almost worth it.
Hump Day, indeed.
P.S., I’d expect the ladies on Girlspoke to be wearing La Perla - or at least coordinating the unders…
Deacon, La Perla? I am a bargain hunter from Jerz. No way does my crotch get covered by something more expensive than my rent.
And thank you Jenna, you gave me exactly what I wanted.
jenna, you’ll have to cultivate the love handles yourself.
you know what would be even more awesomer…if you had my name tattooed on your back, just fer fun.
But I already have your name next to a red handprint on my ass.