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Jenna Motivate Me

Stamped: July 6th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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Lo's on vacation, Meme's busy at "work" and I'm sitting here trying to pretend like I have something important to share with all of you. But I just hate feeling so apathetic, you know? I mean, seize the day and all that shit, right? Life is for living! Damn, if only I had something to lift me up…inspire…motivate…


    Maybe some energy drink would get me moving. Maybe it'd also get me incredibly horny, the talent of a high-class stripper, some sweet stiletto boots, and some sexified, voluptuous lips (not to mention the fine ass and tits to match).

    So…does anyone have any Xenergy? Or anything else equally provocative? Please, I mean, this is me…hands and knees…begging.

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    • god. damn.

      now Jenna, every time you see a woman who has body parts that you want, just remember that no matter how hot she is, there’s bound to be some guy sitting in a bar, hating her fucking guts. at least it works for me when I get rejected by women who look like that.

      Posted by BM # 1 year, 10 months ago
    • I know I’m suddenly in the mood for a tall glass of that!

      The drink seemed nice as well.

      Posted by Jack Hartley # 1 year, 10 months ago
    • she already had all that.
      the drink just taught her to dance.

      Posted by redclay # 1 year, 10 months ago
    • Well, if we’re going to pull the honesty card here, Monica doesn’t seem like an amateur in any sense of the word. Especially at her, ahem, dancing.

      Posted by Jenna # 1 year, 10 months ago

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