Yeah, Who’s da Brat?
Stamped: July 7th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: children, marketing.
First, let me start by making a personal admission. I work in an industry that caters to the younger set. How is it, you ask yourself, that a self-proclaimed pervert and sexual deviant works in a business that creates products for the youngins? Pretty fucking easy, I tell you. Here's the problem: I thought I was a perv until I started in this business. The toy biz is riddled with pimpy types and whore-mongers.
Now, I'm gonna take a leap here but I'm guessing some of our readers are also a bit on the pervy side. Am I wrong? And I also imagine that there are some daddys out there too. Not like "who's your daddy?" types, but actual dudes with kids, like living breathing little fuckers. Am I right? Don't worry, we won't tell your wife/girlfriend/daddy#2/the woman you call your baby's mama, your secret's safe here.
So tell me, how does a parent in their right mind buy their kid one of these:
No, really. I mean, if I had a daughter and she wanted a dolly…first I'd give her a hammer and tool belt and tell her to go build something. And then if she still wanted a doll I would never buy her something that says, "trampy whore, get pregnant when you're 13 and smoke crack."
Apparently my opinion is in the minority. These littles bitches are the best selling dolls on the market, nearly retiring Barbie (who, by the way, is totally fucked up in her own way). 
If I wasn't currently vomitting into my couscous I'd totally wax poetic about the state of our world and the emminant ruin of childhood as we know it. But eeww. Let me just say, if you're a single daddy and you wanna date me, your daughter better not have one of these fucking whore dolls. Cause there's only room for one whore in the house…can I get a high five on this one? Alright, whatever, shut up.
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sweet blog!
sure could go for a steakmatta sandwich though….
cheers,
Dave
I’m getting all my pervert guy friends one of these for christmas. Hey, isn’t there a Brat cartoon too?
steakmatta…hahahaha (sorry fuckers, inside joke)
Yeah, I’m a parent of a 3 year old little girl, and I will under no circumstances ever allow her to get one of those filthy Bratz dolls. Several parents I know agree with me on that. Often I sit around wondering how screwed up toymakers must be to put trash like that in the stores for little kids, and how completely void their souls must be to value the dollar so much higher than the self-esteem of a child and the good of the next generation.
There are good toys out there for kids, and I will support those companies like Melissa and David even if their product costs more to avoid supporting the complete capitalistic shit put on the shelves and airwaves by companies like Mattel and MGA.
Not that this pisses me off or anything…
aaaaaa, how do I put this tastefully… Do those dolls come in special life-sized editions?
um, hootch, i reckon if you saw a life-sized version of one of these ho-dolls you’d best run the other way or risk being blind-sided by their monsterous heads.
and montantamax, i hear ya. it’s the equavalent of giving my son a toy gun…which i would never do.
Ew, I totally vomited couscous once.