Stamped: August 2nd, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: food, hot sex, things i ♥.

• The other day I was eating some Jello Pudding and as I swirled my tongue around the spoon my mind wandered. Naturally I became horny (as I always do) and started thinking about pudding and sex. Sloppy, messy, all over the place pudding sex.
• This morning when I went to make my breakfast I looked all over the kitchen to find a banana. Much to my chagrin the only banana to be found was brown and mushy. What's a girl to do with a mushy banana? I don't know about you, but I like my bananas nice and firm.
• And why is it I get so damned hot and bothered everytime I pass the produce bins outside the local bodega? Perhaps it's the idea of healthy living and…who are we kidding? It's the impressive size of those cucumbers.

So what's the deal with food and sex? They just seem to go hand in hand. Whether you're using food to enhance sex with someone else or for self-sex, it just seems so damn natural. In fact, I remember one time my date and I were at the supermarket checkout with a huge cucumber and a box of condoms (we were making a salad??!), but it was more fun watching the look on the cashier's face.

Just saying, if anyone's taking notes out there…being the au naturale kinda gal I'm not opposed to, well, a dildo with an expiration date.

_{Wanna see a super-hot video? Go looky what I found on dirtyspoke today.}

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